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Tolkien wrote Lord of the Rings before plate tectonics was a mainstream scientific theory!

I would suggest renaming `accursedUnutterablePerformIO` to `gets` to be consistent with C

definition of the `gets` function on the State Monad in Haskell.

Really Haskell? You call this a `gets` function? Where's the utter lack of bounds checks? The security holes caused by buffer overflows? The docs don't even warn me never to use this function! Until this lack of bug is fixed, I will be forced to continue using C.

apartment complex? what are you gonna do, compute its cohomology sequence?

does auto insurance cover md5 collisions? asking for a friend.

It's less the variability and more the fact that I always die at the start when trying to go from the bottom chest to the gap. I blame the hoglins

When Haskell defers computations until needed it's a "revolutionary programming paradigm" and it "streamlines optimization", but when I do it I "need to properly withhold my federal taxes"? smh my head.

Have fun dying in stables (I don't know why I'm so bad at it compared to the other ones)

zero cycle next?

C is to Undertale as C++ is to Deltarune

Why hasn't LLVM eliminated Toys R Us yet? It's a dead store.

sounds scary. any number above 7 terrifies me. I can't even imagine the horror I'd feel if I saw a two digit number.

My initial reaction to this was that it makes perfect sense. After all, if you poke a hole in a sphere you can flatten it into a disk. I think my brain has been permanently broken by studying math.

man I'm tired of all these bot followers like I make one post and suddenly some account with a bunch of random letters for its username follows me

I have a banger idea for a post but I don't want anyone stealing it so I'm just gonna post the SHA-256 hash instead:

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