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Writer (Disney, Spotify, that one West Wing spec thread you remember from Twitter) | Endurance Rider | Amateur Unfuckologist | Bug Simp | your real dad | mgmt @ Heroes and Villains πŸ’œπŸ’™πŸ’—

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I SHOULD tbh

06.12.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a man I haven't spoken to in a decade for REASONS really put his fingers to his keyboard and pasted my email into the BCC box to let me know I can now pre-order his book

they should invent a form of replying to email that slaps the sender

06.12.2025 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

On a different but related issue, my Congressional representative @tedlieu.bsky.social has nailed this tone.

06.12.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWho the fuck cares, man! They want you in debt for 50 years to buy a house! People are paying $1000 a month for health insurance that was $150 last year! Half the job listings in the country are fake, everyone’s getting laid off and there’s STILL no budget! Let’s talk about something that matters!”

06.12.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Democrats don’t actually have to play the game of β€œabandon trans rights OR attempt to sincerely rebut every bad faith argument about trans people ever put forward by a government of weird little guys on drugs”

Simply reject the framing of this as a normal thing for the government to care about.

06.12.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI do not care, because I am an adult running for office to serve in a government of adults. I do not have time to discuss juvenile nonsense. I’m here to talk about reversing Trump’s tax hikes, solving the healthcare crisis, stabilizing the economy, and making childcare affordable.”

06.12.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The answer to any question about β€œthey’re transing the kids” type shit should be β€œWhat the fuck is wrong with you that this is your priority? Have you seen the jobs numbers? I’m not running for office to get between people and their doctors, I’m running for office to make sure people HAVE doctors.”

06.12.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Paint the regime as what it actually is: unserious, incompetent, juvenile, and condescending. Completely out of touch with the average American’s priorities. Completely unfit to meet this moment. A bunch of weird dorks with weird personal agendas treating the American public like their bank account.

06.12.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t believe party messaging is actually the key factor that sways most electionsβ€”national elections often hinge on unpredictable global events, and local ones often hinge on candidate qualityβ€”but I guarantee some version of the above would be the maximally effective 2026 message for Democrats.

06.12.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œChange your name to whatever the hell you want. That’s none of the government’s business. Republicans are the ones peeking down your pants while your 401(k) stares down an impending market crash when the AI bubble bursts and not one goddamn thing has been done to stabilize Social Security.”

06.12.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œDemocrats don’t care what pronouns you feel like using, we care about whether or not you can afford your groceries, your housing payment, AND your healthcare premiums. We believe nobody, cis, trans, or otherwise, should have to choose between staying above water financially and having a baby.”

06.12.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œYou’re footing the bill for unserious rich lunatics to go on ridiculous side quests while you can’t afford a pound of hamburger to feed your family. A legitimate government made up of adults would not spend one minute thinking about trans people’s genitals when a recession is barreling towards us.”

05.12.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThey made every Christmas present you bought more expensive, added $2.2 trillion to the national debt, and the only thing they did to lower grocery prices is roll back some of their OWN tax hikes. Now they want to to pay for new foreign wars and subsidize Argentina’s beef industry.”

05.12.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

β€œDemocrats need to abandon trans rights to win” is a mirror image of the message that WOULD win:

β€œRepublicans ran on affordability, then passed the largest tax hike in history and made your healthcare costs triple. Now they’re obsessing over trans people, like they’ve solved all the real problems?”

05.12.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 191    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 9

since we're doing USPS discourse again, a reminder of what Dems should be saying

05.12.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1313    πŸ” 459    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 7
Preview
Unmasking MrDeepFakes: Canadian Pharmacist Linked to World’s Most Notorious Deepfake Porn Site - bellingcat Double life: open source investigation reveals Canadian hospital pharmacist's links to MrDeepFakes, the most notorious deepfake porn website in the world.

Not mentioned in the Guardian article, but we identified the man behind Mr Deepfakes
www.bellingcat.com/news/2025/05...

05.12.2025 08:52 β€” πŸ‘ 132    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

hi i'm a billionaire my company, which will definitely not murder everyone, is named SauronMurdersEveryone Inc after the beloved jrr tolkien character sauron whom i have always admired for his disruptive use of world changing technology and for murdering everyone

04.12.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1437    πŸ” 364    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 15
West Wing - Below The Law - Woehr.pdf

If you still have the hell app, it’s pinned on my page there (only reason I keep an account) and experiencing it as the shitposting accident it was is really the most fun way to read it but the 2021 sequel is on Drive & I could upload the original 2020 in the morning if ya don’t have the bird app

05.12.2025 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

She has some, not of my hair but of some similar lewks! www.instagram.com/autumntunnell

05.12.2025 09:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I literally showed her two northern lights photos I stole off this app and she did this

05.12.2025 09:36 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The poster with northern lights inspired hair colors

The poster with northern lights inspired hair colors

thirst trapping but for hair envy bc my colorist deserves her πŸ’ for this one

05.12.2025 09:33 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m definitely panning these tones

05.12.2025 09:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t believe in capital punishment except for certain war criminals and whoever chose landlord off-white as the Pantone color of the year

05.12.2025 09:09 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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noticing cloudflare is down because I can’t play chess at 1 am

05.12.2025 09:04 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œeveryone you know will one day die” applies to the people you hate, too πŸ§˜πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

05.12.2025 09:01 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An orange cat looking backwards at the camera

An orange cat looking backwards at the camera

My orange boy is perfect; he restores my soul
Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of blue, I fear no evil, for orange is with me
His hiss and his slorp, they comfort me
He prepares a hairball before me in the presence of guests
My cup runneth over. Please take your paw out of my cup

04.12.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2739    πŸ” 182    πŸ’¬ 81    πŸ“Œ 11

This is going to sound conspiratorial, but it is serves the LLM techbros for the 'em-dash = AI' lay-belief to persist.

While em-dashes are diagnostically unreliable, it undermines the legitimacy of real writing/scholarship. And when real can't be discriminated from false, the false can thrive.

05.12.2025 08:48 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4

All media mergers end up hurting writers, actors, directors, and everyone else who works in the industry. Executives, assistants, caterers, teamsters, everyone. Fewer companies means fewer jobs, period.

05.12.2025 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2529    πŸ” 576    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 16
Me and a new friend, we both have purple hair and are both wearing silver sequins, also both Jewish queens

Me and a new friend, we both have purple hair and are both wearing silver sequins, also both Jewish queens

Me and a new friend, we both have purple hair and are both wearing silver sequins, also both Jewish queens

Me and a new friend, we both have purple hair and are both wearing silver sequins, also both Jewish queens

tfw you walk into the mixer and immediately meet someone with the exact same energy

05.12.2025 07:27 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just checked in with the Santa Cruz city election office .. paperwork isn’t available yet, but I’m planning to run for District 6 City Council.

05.12.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 203    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 6

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