I SHOULD tbh
06.12.2025 04:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@jelenawoehr.bsky.social
Writer (Disney, Spotify, that one West Wing spec thread you remember from Twitter) | Endurance Rider | Amateur Unfuckologist | Bug Simp | your real dad | mgmt @ Heroes and Villains πππ
I SHOULD tbh
06.12.2025 04:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0a man I haven't spoken to in a decade for REASONS really put his fingers to his keyboard and pasted my email into the BCC box to let me know I can now pre-order his book
they should invent a form of replying to email that slaps the sender
On a different but related issue, my Congressional representative @tedlieu.bsky.social has nailed this tone.
06.12.2025 00:57 β π 28 π 7 π¬ 1 π 0βWho the fuck cares, man! They want you in debt for 50 years to buy a house! People are paying $1000 a month for health insurance that was $150 last year! Half the job listings in the country are fake, everyoneβs getting laid off and thereβs STILL no budget! Letβs talk about something that matters!β
06.12.2025 00:33 β π 45 π 6 π¬ 1 π 0Democrats donβt actually have to play the game of βabandon trans rights OR attempt to sincerely rebut every bad faith argument about trans people ever put forward by a government of weird little guys on drugsβ
Simply reject the framing of this as a normal thing for the government to care about.
βI do not care, because I am an adult running for office to serve in a government of adults. I do not have time to discuss juvenile nonsense. Iβm here to talk about reversing Trumpβs tax hikes, solving the healthcare crisis, stabilizing the economy, and making childcare affordable.β
06.12.2025 00:21 β π 33 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0The answer to any question about βtheyβre transing the kidsβ type shit should be βWhat the fuck is wrong with you that this is your priority? Have you seen the jobs numbers? Iβm not running for office to get between people and their doctors, Iβm running for office to make sure people HAVE doctors.β
06.12.2025 00:16 β π 45 π 8 π¬ 1 π 0Paint the regime as what it actually is: unserious, incompetent, juvenile, and condescending. Completely out of touch with the average Americanβs priorities. Completely unfit to meet this moment. A bunch of weird dorks with weird personal agendas treating the American public like their bank account.
06.12.2025 00:08 β π 38 π 7 π¬ 2 π 0I donβt believe party messaging is actually the key factor that sways most electionsβnational elections often hinge on unpredictable global events, and local ones often hinge on candidate qualityβbut I guarantee some version of the above would be the maximally effective 2026 message for Democrats.
06.12.2025 00:05 β π 34 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0βChange your name to whatever the hell you want. Thatβs none of the governmentβs business. Republicans are the ones peeking down your pants while your 401(k) stares down an impending market crash when the AI bubble bursts and not one goddamn thing has been done to stabilize Social Security.β
06.12.2025 00:03 β π 43 π 8 π¬ 1 π 0βDemocrats donβt care what pronouns you feel like using, we care about whether or not you can afford your groceries, your housing payment, AND your healthcare premiums. We believe nobody, cis, trans, or otherwise, should have to choose between staying above water financially and having a baby.β
06.12.2025 00:00 β π 45 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0βYouβre footing the bill for unserious rich lunatics to go on ridiculous side quests while you canβt afford a pound of hamburger to feed your family. A legitimate government made up of adults would not spend one minute thinking about trans peopleβs genitals when a recession is barreling towards us.β
05.12.2025 23:56 β π 55 π 5 π¬ 2 π 0βThey made every Christmas present you bought more expensive, added $2.2 trillion to the national debt, and the only thing they did to lower grocery prices is roll back some of their OWN tax hikes. Now they want to to pay for new foreign wars and subsidize Argentinaβs beef industry.β
05.12.2025 23:53 β π 57 π 6 π¬ 1 π 1βDemocrats need to abandon trans rights to winβ is a mirror image of the message that WOULD win:
βRepublicans ran on affordability, then passed the largest tax hike in history and made your healthcare costs triple. Now theyβre obsessing over trans people, like theyβve solved all the real problems?β
since we're doing USPS discourse again, a reminder of what Dems should be saying
05.12.2025 14:10 β π 1313 π 459 π¬ 9 π 7Not mentioned in the Guardian article, but we identified the man behind Mr Deepfakes
www.bellingcat.com/news/2025/05...
hi i'm a billionaire my company, which will definitely not murder everyone, is named SauronMurdersEveryone Inc after the beloved jrr tolkien character sauron whom i have always admired for his disruptive use of world changing technology and for murdering everyone
04.12.2025 20:50 β π 1437 π 364 π¬ 11 π 15If you still have the hell app, itβs pinned on my page there (only reason I keep an account) and experiencing it as the shitposting accident it was is really the most fun way to read it but the 2021 sequel is on Drive & I could upload the original 2020 in the morning if ya donβt have the bird app
05.12.2025 09:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0She has some, not of my hair but of some similar lewks! www.instagram.com/autumntunnell
05.12.2025 09:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I literally showed her two northern lights photos I stole off this app and she did this
05.12.2025 09:36 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The poster with northern lights inspired hair colors
thirst trapping but for hair envy bc my colorist deserves her π for this one
05.12.2025 09:33 β π 97 π 0 π¬ 17 π 0Iβm definitely panning these tones
05.12.2025 09:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I donβt believe in capital punishment except for certain war criminals and whoever chose landlord off-white as the Pantone color of the year
05.12.2025 09:09 β π 37 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0noticing cloudflare is down because I canβt play chess at 1 am
05.12.2025 09:04 β π 15 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0βeveryone you know will one day dieβ applies to the people you hate, too π§πΌββοΈ
05.12.2025 09:01 β π 16 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0An orange cat looking backwards at the camera
My orange boy is perfect; he restores my soul
Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of blue, I fear no evil, for orange is with me
His hiss and his slorp, they comfort me
He prepares a hairball before me in the presence of guests
My cup runneth over. Please take your paw out of my cup
This is going to sound conspiratorial, but it is serves the LLM techbros for the 'em-dash = AI' lay-belief to persist.
While em-dashes are diagnostically unreliable, it undermines the legitimacy of real writing/scholarship. And when real can't be discriminated from false, the false can thrive.
All media mergers end up hurting writers, actors, directors, and everyone else who works in the industry. Executives, assistants, caterers, teamsters, everyone. Fewer companies means fewer jobs, period.
05.12.2025 05:08 β π 2529 π 576 π¬ 25 π 16Me and a new friend, we both have purple hair and are both wearing silver sequins, also both Jewish queens
Me and a new friend, we both have purple hair and are both wearing silver sequins, also both Jewish queens
tfw you walk into the mixer and immediately meet someone with the exact same energy
05.12.2025 07:27 β π 36 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just checked in with the Santa Cruz city election office .. paperwork isnβt available yet, but Iβm planning to run for District 6 City Council.
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