Gedgie

Oh yeah. It’s all coming back to me now. Maybe that’s what that Celene Dion song was about.

Did I pick you and Bex up on the way? It’s all a blur.

Tory Penguins

She’s ace. Been listening to her a lot this year.

Every single person in this pub is old enough to be my…hang on…kid, grandkid, I dunno. They’re all young. We’re the only people here without tattoos anyway.

My mate is back from Bucharest, so we’re having a few drinks. Iesu Mawr it’s hard work.

Legend” doesn’t do this man justice. Such a lovely bloke. RIP Joey.

The massive fucking LOLZ if I’d done something like that. Fortunately, I hate it too.

Erm, it was a clue in a popular daily crossword. I think “left-leaning” is American for “Hitler went a bit too far”.

*spots gauntlet* Hey Dan, are you looking for any new DJs for the next HooHa?

“Left-leaning social media site”

I used to do similar in The Turf in Wrexham; you could feather the coin tray on the table nearest the gents, so you got one of your 10ps back. The pool tables and jukebox only took old 10ps, so all I got was free pool or free jukebox. This worked until 1995; new 10ps came out in 1992.

I think the issue is that the app is on like Page 426 of my Home Screen. I can’t be bothered dragging it back through 425 pages to put it somewhere less desolate. I need a phone spring clean.

I’ve just remembered about this place.

#wxmafc

a man is sitting on an airplane making a funny face . ALT: a man is sitting on an airplane making a funny face .

#wxmafc

two priests are talking and one of them says i 'm hugely confused ALT: two priests are talking and one of them says i 'm hugely confused

So it’s Friday, yet I haven’t got to go to work, I have got to go to the football, and the buses are only once an hour because it’s Sunday?

Google Photos reminding me of my “Trip to England” 11 years ago. I should go back, one day…

Also, she played the worst song I’ve ever heard in my entire life about 10 minutes ago; it was called Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus and it was by The Strokes. I’m fucking glad they all died in that plane crash, TBQHWY.

I’m ferrying my mum about so I’ve put Radio 2 on; Jo Whiley has The Kooks in session. What a time to be alive!

Yes, it's the Rebel MPs,
Rough like a ninja, stinging like a bee…

“What am I?”
Only 41 years old in this photo, apparently. #goingforgold

It’s great having another social media platform to not post on.

I realised at the weekend that my fashion sense has gone full "Early 2000s Rodney Trotter". I wonder if it's terminal. I suppose F&F *is* a label, technically.

Sorry I'm late; I was getting a lift off The Mayor of Casterbridge, but his axle cracked. Have I missed owt?