John Morgan

And he couldn’t actually feel his collar by the end of the process…

I know too many civil servants who have big concerns to feel comfortable with the appointment. “Failing upwards” “f-ing nightmare”…

Start being a Good Samaritan, end up with a Flight to Egypt…

Yeah, but what’s the point of modern dance…?

Yep. Noticed S&G clunking into view…

Has he thought of using a catchy phrase like The Prince in the Tower?

(that’s quite aside from the actual human cost, of course)

Maybe the government could sue Andrew Wakefield for the costs the NHS has incurred. A couple of billion should suffice…

Malcolm Nash. Purveyor of the bowling for Gary Sobers’ six sixes in an over. Probably sums it up…

🤣 and yet 😢

Two of Britain’s greatest exports - the ideas of Adam Smith and David Ricardo. And yet, here we are…

Just checking. Does this ‘national emergency’ go hand in hand with the ‘greatest economy ever’?

A Finance Ministry and a Growth/ Economy Ministry should play different and distinct roles. Treasury should be constrained more and an economic policy ministry might help. But one shouldn’t replace the other.

It’s amazing how many so-called conservatives seem to hate the free market!

“Successive governments broadly shit at most stuff”

Not that I wish you dead (just to be clear!)

I will subscribe to the museum!

Fight, fight, fight!

(We’ll see you at Bosworth… 😏)

Nice idea but I’m afraid London is the capital city and therefore all the supporting infrastructure (government departments etc) are there.

Surely Orange airport has already been named after John Wayne!

What’s amazing is that tens of thousands of professional agitators were trained and law enforcement and intelligence agencies never spotted it happening, even though they have amazingly sophisticated technology. Makes you wonder how accurate their hit lists of deportees are…

Like a mobile Keir Walsh… 😉

And none of this came up in the vetting when he was being considered for the role of *checks notes* UK Ambassador to the United States?!

Agree. But I’d rather see Cuthbert and Nusken in those roles as the default. I think they complement each other better.

Walsh has made us worse not better.

How many beach resorts will he get?

Reminds me of Naples!

And then there’s the foregone consumer spending in the UK by student and their families…

With the (far superior) piano version of Ever Changing Moods?

“Be a shame if anything bad happened to your city…”