Patrick Johansson

#FightOligarchy

Nothing Trump does is justified. Think of whatever would make the world a worse place and you can bet he's gonna do it.

Les Néanderthales n’avaient pas de PIB et regardez où ils en sont

Ca ticnequi nimitzmomachtiz?

Ian Malcolm de Parque Jurásico diciendo “La falta de humildad ante la naturaleza que se ha mostrado aquí me asombra”.

So starting now, what’s the best movie from 2005?

A baby elephant peeking over a wall, its trunk hanging over the other side and its eyes awkwardly pointing sideways.

And he doesn’t mean the means of production I suppose

As a non-US citizen, no it hasn’t

Il n’y aurait pas de “pénurie d’enseignants” si les enseignants étaient traités avec le respect qu’ils méritent.

Nature gave us everything for millennia, and now that humanity can do wonders, governments won’t spare some of the budget for her.

Put those elbows in some ICE

Steven Galaxy, no question

About time

Pearl from Steven Universe seen from an awkward angle

Soooo… the Tower of Babel

There’s ways to transfer your Twitter content to Bluesky. I saw it on Reddit one time. You can Google it.

Censuré par le régime de Trump

We should do this ritually, for the economy

Oieseau 1: J’aime les asticots

Oiseau 2: Ah, donc tu aimes la pâtée de microbes avec du lait de vache dedans… Ok le chelou

The road to purgatory feels like Ohio

Under capitalism, everything will be monetized at some point.

Conspiracy theorists are considered crazy because they think it’s a secret

sesame street cookie monster is surrounded by people holding cookies Alt: Sesame street cookie monster is surrounded by people holding cookies. He grabs them one by one and eats them in one bite.

Moi: Pourquoi je reçois des appels téléphoniques h24? Qui donne mes données personnelles aux entreprises?
Moi sur internet le jour d’avant:

Having that balcony is the dream, wow

Do you speak an Indian language?

I started studying Hindi, but my level of fluency is somewhere between beginner and potato. It’s my least advanced out of the flags I crammed into my bio.

Your room is a mess