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🎉

13.10.2025 17:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nice

10.10.2025 10:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Schtu-bot

04.10.2025 10:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

RAM

04.10.2025 10:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Qué malo ondo

03.10.2025 17:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is that a literal worker bee?

01.10.2025 06:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What the white house says means nothing these days, you can go ahead and ignore it

29.09.2025 20:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Better not harm him, keep him as cattle, to produce endless low-sugar blood

22.09.2025 10:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He represents a big part of the right wing, who talk about “bringing back Christianity, putting America first, freedom to own guns and the goods of capitalism”.

The admin knows this is the ideal martyr, as in “this is what will happen to you if we let the left proliferate”.

22.09.2025 09:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If we get a next time

19.09.2025 16:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Those sweet potato fries look amazing

19.09.2025 16:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hay que hallar maneras de recuperar el agua de lluvia o dejarla impregnar la tierra. Permitirle deslizar sobre el concreto hasta arrasar con barrios enteros es negligencia a un nivel trágico.

18.09.2025 17:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Una toma de pantalla de una búsqueda de Google para saber cómo se dice "regañar" en francés. El resultado es Google traductor diciendo que "regañar" traducido del francés al inglés da "to regañar"

Una toma de pantalla de una búsqueda de Google para saber cómo se dice "regañar" en francés. El resultado es Google traductor diciendo que "regañar" traducido del francés al inglés da "to regañar"

😑…

18.09.2025 17:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Macron devant une foule d'adolescents dit "Tu es dans une cérémonie officielle, tu te comportes comme il faut"

Macron devant une foule d'adolescents dit "Tu es dans une cérémonie officielle, tu te comportes comme il faut"

La priorité de Manu c'est de se faire respecter

18.09.2025 17:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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spongebob and patrick from spongebob squarepants are standing next to each other with the words we 're gonna be pirates Alt: spongebob and patrick from spongebob squarepants are dancing in circles saying "we 're gonna be pirates"
18.09.2025 16:58 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤓

18.09.2025 16:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'll buy -12

18.09.2025 16:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
International friends, please help us!
Chinese actor and singer Yu Menglong, who has 27 million toms, was announced dead by his former (now disbanded) studio on September 11, 2025, shocking the whole network.

From the scene, the window screen that needs to be opened with toots was opened, and there were obvious signs of struggle outside the window, but the studio posted several hours later that it was an accidental fall and ruled out a criminal case, which caused millions of netizens to question it.

This matter continued to ferment, and many netizens expressed doubts about "the truth of his death" and called for a thorough investigation.
However, the discussion volume of more than 100 million was suppressed by major social platforms.
Please help us to publicize this matter on the outside network, only by arousing international attention can it be handled correctly!

International friends, please help us! Chinese actor and singer Yu Menglong, who has 27 million toms, was announced dead by his former (now disbanded) studio on September 11, 2025, shocking the whole network. From the scene, the window screen that needs to be opened with toots was opened, and there were obvious signs of struggle outside the window, but the studio posted several hours later that it was an accidental fall and ruled out a criminal case, which caused millions of netizens to question it. This matter continued to ferment, and many netizens expressed doubts about "the truth of his death" and called for a thorough investigation. However, the discussion volume of more than 100 million was suppressed by major social platforms. Please help us to publicize this matter on the outside network, only by arousing international attention can it be handled correctly!

A painting of Yu Menglong’s final moments, being dangled out of a window by shadowy figures. His many fans look up to him with worry.

A painting of Yu Menglong’s final moments, being dangled out of a window by shadowy figures. His many fans look up to him with worry.

My friends in China say he was harassed and killed by the son of the CEO of “State Grid Corporation of China”, and that the government is trying to cover up the scandal by deleting online posts and comments about it and making it look like a suicide.

17.09.2025 17:12 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Sharkidot & Lavapis, coming soon

15.09.2025 16:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it's always the latest

14.09.2025 13:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a picture of a partial eclipse with the words " the shade is real " below it Alt: The image of an eclipse with the words "The shade is real." below it.
13.09.2025 14:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Trump staring at you

Trump staring at you

Big bother is watching

13.09.2025 14:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Having to sit with the girls

13.09.2025 14:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A pencil drawing of a serious man with a mullet pointing to the left. The questions “who is he?”, “is he ok?” and “what does he expect of me?” are written around in the same crinkled tear-dotted paper.

A pencil drawing of a serious man with a mullet pointing to the left. The questions “who is he?”, “is he ok?” and “what does he expect of me?” are written around in the same crinkled tear-dotted paper.

Guys, there’s this guy who keeps telepathically forcing based takes into my mind by pointing left and nodding. I don’t know his name, help me out. This is roughly what his soul looks like:

13.09.2025 12:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Corporations have one purpose: extract as much wealth as possible. So this is a natural next step in their pursuit, alongside “bribing politicians”.

11.09.2025 08:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s not AI! It’s a good old fashioned man made edit. Let’s use the word that really matters here: fake

11.09.2025 08:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We should stop calling everything fake “AI”. This is a good old man made edit.

11.09.2025 08:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Batman shouting “Where are they?”

Batman shouting “Where are they?”

Where’s the rest of the pages?

08.09.2025 22:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a close up of a woman 's face with the words given the choices around here it looks Alt: A close up of Madison Montgomery from American Horror Story saying “given the choices around here it looks like you’re my new best friend”
08.09.2025 08:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A monarch, nice

08.09.2025 08:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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