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Diez opciones de diferentes sabores de helado.

Diez opciones de diferentes sabores de helado.

¿Cómo no?

15.02.2026 23:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I want to add, the guy carrying a refrigerator on his back also deserves a sabbatical, worker compensation is always the goal.

Don't let the hustle bros confuse "they can work hard for little pay" with "the WORLD SHOULD work hard for little pay"

15.02.2026 22:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I would refrain from putting the European flag on that second image, it makes it look like an endorsement

12.02.2026 08:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Inscrit 👌

03.02.2026 16:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good, don’t let foreign oligarchs lay a finger on European politics

03.02.2026 16:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How can European companies still keep their X accounts online? It’s disgraceful

03.02.2026 16:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Tous unis contre Dimitri

03.02.2026 15:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Cool ✅
Creative ✅
Good art style ✅
Subscribed ✅

03.02.2026 15:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A little black dot next to the giant alien’s design

A little black dot next to the giant alien’s design

I can see you added the gang for scale here too

30.01.2026 09:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Evil Oogway

30.01.2026 09:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Train them on court etiquette

25.01.2026 21:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good, if the world needs something right now it’s education

25.01.2026 01:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lucky

20.01.2026 00:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Tres imágenes generadas por inteligencia artificial. La primera es de dos gatos discapacitados tristes en su cumpleaños. La segunda es de un pastel de frutas decorado para parecer un caballo. La tercera es de un auto con patas de oso.

Tres imágenes generadas por inteligencia artificial. La primera es de dos gatos discapacitados tristes en su cumpleaños. La segunda es de un pastel de frutas decorado para parecer un caballo. La tercera es de un auto con patas de oso.

La revolución económica en cuestión:

18.01.2026 09:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a picture of a boat with the words esta horrible above it Alt: Los pingüinos de Madagascar en un paisaje nevado y desolado dicen “Está horrible”

Trump al visitar su nuevo resort:

18.01.2026 00:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A fish from SpongeBob Squarepants saying “You what?!”

A fish from SpongeBob Squarepants saying “You what?!”

He did what now?

18.01.2026 00:22 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
《功夫熊猫》中的阿宝在阅读神圣卷轴时感到震惊。

《功夫熊猫》中的阿宝在阅读神圣卷轴时感到震惊。

当你意识到学习中文有多难时,你就会露出这样的表情

18.01.2026 00:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yo también

17.01.2026 23:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

People can be cruel and also dumb enough to be manipulated. They’re not mutually exclusive traits.

17.01.2026 23:42 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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a large oil pump is sitting in the middle of a field Alt: Una máquina extrayendo petróleo del suelo

La relación en cuestión:

17.01.2026 23:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All those decades of clumsily worsening public education suddenly feel purposeful

17.01.2026 23:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
An image of the monopoly man saying “no” while extending his hand for a handshake

An image of the monopoly man saying “no” while extending his hand for a handshake

Workers: I’ve been working full time, can I please afford to make a living?
@forbes.com :

17.01.2026 23:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The Mandalorian from Star Wars saying “This is not the way”

The Mandalorian from Star Wars saying “This is not the way”

you misspelled *based* take

16.01.2026 23:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
An unrecognizably defective SpongeBob plushie who looks like it has lived through ten horrible lifetimes and can’t summon the brainpower to tell you about them.

An unrecognizably defective SpongeBob plushie who looks like it has lived through ten horrible lifetimes and can’t summon the brainpower to tell you about them.

Money? Is that some sort of snack or something?

16.01.2026 23:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That’s the thing, the minimum wage is supposed to prevent poverty, not cause it

15.01.2026 14:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Because it’s hurting her business.

05.01.2026 11:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon of a lion with its mouth open and the words let 's gooooo written below it Alt: an emoji shouting enthusiastically and saying let 's goooo
05.01.2026 09:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Probably bots following bots

04.01.2026 22:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Immoral” is nothing new to Trump, but breaking international law with no international consequences is the first domino towards WW3. We can’t have countries just attack each other like it’s fair game.

This act vindicates Russia annexing Ukraine, Israel annexing Palestine and China invading Taiwan.

04.01.2026 12:14 — 👍 61    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

Do y’all think we’ll see the same treatment for Putin, Kim, Netanyahu, Orban and the Taliban?

04.01.2026 10:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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