Brainloading

lol. A casual 70-yarder.

Friends gather at the exciting new opening of another Xfinity location!

You coming to the grand opening of the new Xfinity store?

Doing an entire talk show of dead celebrity AI interviews but all the celebrities have my voice too

He asked to be traded due to how dangerous Minneapolis is I heard

You can always say Hi to me instead of posting my photo

I hope this couple can listen to the lyrics in Coldyplay’s recent song ALiEN HiTS/ALiEN RADiO, their love will be tested and the lyrics will help them overcome!

“Storms pass, love lasts
It all goes by so fast”

Thought of you when I saw the announcement, would never had known what this was without you.

I’m shocked people don’t want to buy a new fan from a company called “Aerotech Essentials” that just started making fans 2 weeks ago

I just assume that’s what you Marxist teachers are wearing everyday with your Soros money

Hopefully they are calling up Ben Atkind after he was fired from Goose

- used your phone while driving a vehicle

Big one is Dan Reynolds

Telling myself I’ll only get Miami Vice if it’s the theatrical cut knowing it won’t be

Imagining someone who’s favorite movie is Thank You for Smoking

It’s not really similar to Eternal, way more variety than it ever had. Feels closer to 2016 while still having some sick new abilities.

It owns so far (5 levels in)

It takes a special talent like Mike Flanagan to make you fall asleep during a movie with Rebecca Ferguson

FWIW they aren’t contaminating the Bible with fentanyl

I heard about this years ago and completely forgot about it until now. I’m gonna have to watch it

FRIDAY. The day you flumpty-foo! And you think boopty- bop and zippity-zoom but the truth
is, razza frazza wuzza wooza. What I'm trying to say is, maybe your brain isn't working either, but
that's OK, because you're great. PS you need a firmware upgrade
in the form of "coffee."

You can tell a recession is coming because Bon Iver had to use AI art

The Pet Semetary screenshot is so out of place here

Daughtry didn’t exist in ‘99 and is only possible in a post 9/11 world