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the jerk store called. the cost of jerks has doubled due to trumps tariffs

3 rows with each NYC mayoral candidate: (blue bar) Zohran Mamdani (yellow bar) Andrew M. Cuomo (red bar) Curtis Sliwa (wearing a red had)

sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively

dawg not the steakhouse wedding font

A cute latte from the other day

Back on Bluesky after forgetting my password and not giving a fuck for like 4 months. Wahoo

the muppets take the
means of production

Also- the next song was kid rock or some ai country bs about how great cops are. Safe to say it is no longer taco time

Here’s a sentence that describes my situation rn: the music in this taco time is talking about how much pussy the singer gets. Truly wild vibe for a taco time.

Anyone want to like, start a revolution or an uprising or something?

What you can’t see? A raging sunburn all over my front and back 🦞

WE HAVE FOUND THE FINAL BOSS OF MELTDOWN MAY

Barry White’s album “I’ve got so much to give” and he’s holding out four ladies, presumably to give to you?

This is an album cover only he could pull off

Me when someone tells me to clean up after myself…

This is the best thing I’ve seen all week

Thankful that Mr Trump has stood up to the elitists by getting the house to pass a massive tax cut for billionaire perverts funded by kicking people off of healthcare and families off of food stamps. It is sad how the NPCs are so brainwashed by the media they consume that they can’t see that

Feeling very PNW today

I’ll lift you bro

I was in a fun show yesterday and here I am backstage. I am in fact a man and not a 70’s sitcom character

The average American has 3 friends.

“Many of his actions are legal” is a hilarious statement, as it applies uniformly to every criminal and is zero percent exonerating.

Imagine “building a coalition to condemn Jeffery Dahmer, it is important to note he also consumed vegetables”

The thing is, this feels so real. 

This always exists. It’s called the Old Navy Fourth of July sale.

Show some respect.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH goddam the hits keep coming 🤣

The simultaneous success of Sinners and Minecraft sends a clear message to Hollywood: audiences want movies to either be good or shit

Teddy Ruxpin makes my clit explode

Breakfast buffet is busy

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I spilled juice on our antique horse. Oh no! Good thing it’s old and not worth very much