jordan 🍖💧

i don't really think it's a question of "if" there's a foreign agent in the trump cabinet, but how many, and how funny is it going to be

fire walk with me is so fucking good

drink a water ok

if you're behind on captain cube comics this is a great recap

see this is what our show does to people

lol

the only ESSENTIAL OIL I trust is WD-40

What I mean when I say I'm Eclectic Pagan.

free poster though

having to do the captcha again because the captcha thinks a truck is a bus

nailed it

same!!

I produce the VGBees Podcast, so joining The Hive puts money directly in my pocket! And you get a bunch of actually worthwhile benefits too!

it's gonna happen

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if i can get even one human being to stop saying "auto-mata" my life will have had purpose

Guu's 1st ASMR attempt what do we think..
#guuライブ

had no idea ridiculous fishing was mostly just the crane fishing mini-game from phantom hourglass

modern viewers would not recognize this house price as the outrageous sticker-shock joke that it is

i have to believe this was always bezos' goal with wapo; rather than tank the bad optics of shutting the paper down directly, just put it behind a paywall and slowly bleed it to death

gyo and tomie are worth it too!!

A screenshot of an “offer” from the Taco Bell app. If you agree to order three times in February, you will receive a 20% discount on an order of $10 or more on a future purchase with a maximum possible discount of $5.

I hate this shit! This is not a coupon!! I refuse to agree in advance to make X number of purchases to receive Y discount four orders from now, which itself has multiple caveats! This MBA-brained horseshit is indicative of everything that’s wrong right now!!

manifesting this for you queen

Production will take place in Minneapolis, where the original show was filmed, while the episodes will be released later this year on RiffTrax’s website. And in true “MST3K” style, the producers have committed to featuring the same kind of (cheap) practical sets and props that the original show was so famous for using.

there's good stuff in the netflix/gizmoplex mst3k episodes, but they're all lacking the magic of the original series because they modernized/distributed the production so much. i'm very glad the new rifftrax collab is correcting this variety.com/2026/tv/news...

Gonna be real with ya.....
I have a soft spot for CGA

i can't believe you're finally doing every episode of columbo wow

I mean it like it is, like it sounds.

this lady has such powerful "i said a slur while in line at chik-fil-a" vibes it's actually insane

that black cat shirt goes hard jeff

"Thanks!"

google ai just offered to summarize a one-word email for me

Hooray hooray! I'm ever so pleased to announce that there's new merch out, and Vanille finally has a standee!!
You can also find warm winter clothes to carry you through the this chilly season with a new romantic design for Valentines Day!!
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