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@clumsywombat.bsky.social

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I just saw a girl wearing a shirt that said "Dump him" get into a car with a guy who drove off the wrong way on a one-way. Girl, read your shirt...

25.03.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All Drake had to do was ignore a minor shot at him and now a song calling him a pedophile just won Record of the Year at the Grammys.

03.02.2025 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 401    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 13

Has Mary Mack been updated for inflation or is she still paying 50 cents to see elephants do tricks

02.02.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

90 minutes of the Liverpool match at 0-0. I walk away for 2 minutes, come back and it's 2-0 and the announcers are saying everyone who saw that play will remember it for a very long time. What did I do to deserve this?

18.01.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My baking style can only be described as "trust me, it tastes better than it looks"

Despite how they look, these are actually delicious garlic breadsticks

14.01.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Went to a show last night and the theater had Brandy Old Fashioneds on tap. Good ol' Wisconsin

12.01.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you don’t have a local library card, it should be your New Year’s resolution to get one. It’s an easy resolution to keep and you’ll actually use it, trust me.

10.01.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 16476    πŸ” 2553    πŸ’¬ 346    πŸ“Œ 206
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This is a new app for me so I have to make sure people on it have seen my #cat

10.01.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't we all

10.01.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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