Meli Kirk

So I'm in the bathroom at work, minding my own business. I'm the ONLY one in there; I know I'm the only one there because I set off the motion lights. Plus... I checked.

THE FAUCET CAME ON BY ITSELF. 😶

I've watched too many horror movies. Finished up, washed my hands, got the hell out.

Sitting at work today (actually in the office and not WFH) like I wasn't just chilling in Nevada yesterday is wild.

It is July 15, the year of our Lord 2025 and 90°+ outside. Why am I looking at Peppermint Mocha and Pumpkin Spice shit? Too soon y'all... Too soon.

Today is my first day back from vacation and I've just taken 2 meetings and have not even had coffee yet. *sigh*

A double rainbow reminds us that sometimes life rewards us twice over when we least expect it. The first arc symbolizes clarity and promise, while the second, more subtle arc, is a gentle reminder of the unexpected blessings that await us. 🌈

Such a perfect way to end Pride Month.

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Me to my kids this morning:
"I regret the day I pushed you outta my clownhole."

Happy Mother's Day, y'all. 💐

It takes me time & a half to watch a movie at home because my family don't know how to leave me the f**k alone.

Movie runtime 1 hr 42 mi. Started at 3. Finished at 630.

I had the luxury of sleeping until noon today.
Did I have stuff I was supposed to do? Yep. But my mental health and rest was more important than whatever was supposed to be happening.

I'm going to need the cat that is in *my* office to stop side-eyeing me for waking her up every time I'm in a meeting. You have a whole house to sleep in; *you* picked this room, ma'am.

This is your sign to eat some real food.
(This is also my sign to go eat some real food)

I'm so sick of hearing about TweedleDumb and TweedleDummer fuxking up the country.

My "last day of the tournament"Derby selfie. Thank you Kalamazoo Roller Deby for a great tournament weekend! #ktownsmackdown

Being out of coffee alone is enough to make me wanna fight.

Orange cats are straight from the devil.

Reminder:

All
People
Had
To
Do
Was
Fill
In
A
Little
Oval
Next
To
The
Smart
Black
Lady’s
Name.

Why is it always the good people who get screwed over the most? I'm so tired of it.

Is my mental health the greatest right now? No.

Am I doing anything to fix it? Also no.

I need to get better at taking my meds, y'all.

First come first serve?! What kind of nonsense is that?!

Finding My Place on the Track: Why Roller Derby Officiating Is My Happy Place by CleoSmackYa Jones CSRD Director of Officials, CleoSmackYa Jones, details how she found her place within the Chicago roller derby community and why officials, both on skates and off, are so important to the long term su...

I wrote a thing! Check it out, and I hope to see you at @chicago-style.bsky.social's first game on April 19!

Listen to @unstoppablejrt10.bsky.social . Don't be like me, eating your first meal of the day at damn near 3 pm.

Woke up to 3 of my cats yelling at me for no reason. If that's not a sign to go back to bed, I don't know what is.

If you're in or around the Chicagoland/Roselle area on March 10, come hang out with me and learn all about Officiating with @chicago-style.bsky.social

I take Monjorno for my 'beetus and the nausea is wicked. <3

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Drake at the courthouse this morning:

"So, Mr. Graham, who would you like to file a complaint against?"

Per my adopted son:

Drake has 48 hours to respond.

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