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@elonalternative.bsky.social

The Ultimate Parody Account ๐Ÿ˜Ž The World's Richest and Most Annoying Man๐Ÿ’ฐSuccessfully Exploding Rockets Since 2002๐Ÿš€Always Crashing in the Same Car ๐Ÿš˜The World is Not Enough ๐ŸŒŽ My Granny's From Liverpoolโšฝ You'll Never Walk Elon๐Ÿ†

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Very interesting

09.02.2026 16:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I may just splash out on this
#ValentinesDay

09.02.2026 15:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ˜ฑ

09.02.2026 13:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh I know.

09.02.2026 13:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks for the warning!!
Maybe I could take the first darling!!! ๐Ÿ˜œ
- but not the second two!! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

09.02.2026 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I seem to recall that the great manager of the Beatles was pronounced Ep-stine, and that the serial sex offender I was NOT associated with in any way is pronounced Ep-steen.

09.02.2026 13:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If that's breakfast in one of your lovely small towns I must say there is great hope for England after all. ๐Ÿ˜

09.02.2026 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My workforce.

09.02.2026 12:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thanks!

08.02.2026 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Swap you for a Tesla ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿš—

08.02.2026 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yes

08.02.2026 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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True

08.02.2026 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That photo of me is very offensive. I shall sue.
I only drink Newcastle Brown on the beach.

08.02.2026 20:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Even more alive than this

08.02.2026 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not if you touch my assets I ain't ๐Ÿ˜œ

08.02.2026 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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..and everyone thought I looked a right pillock in the Oval Office

08.02.2026 15:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's tough at the top ๐Ÿš€

08.02.2026 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I can relate

08.02.2026 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So I'm reminded of the scene in The Man Who Fell to Earth, when Mary Lou screams at Mr Newton:
"You're an alien!
Do you know what would happen if they found out your visa had expired?"

08.02.2026 13:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You leave my assets alone darling!!!

08.02.2026 13:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Very good point. ๐Ÿ’ฏ
Thanks for the warning!!

08.02.2026 12:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I need to go and stand in a corner and think about what I've done

08.02.2026 10:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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He's just an instrument.
He thinks I was his instrument. He's my and the other tech bros' instrument. #Trumpet

08.02.2026 00:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I also fired staff working in nuclear weapons security.

07.02.2026 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only in a Petri dish. #bioweapons

07.02.2026 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So after the bombs, I do rockets.
They all go Bang... ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ฅ

07.02.2026 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been outed ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฅ

07.02.2026 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If that's my Grimes blimey she's gone a bit butch ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

07.02.2026 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't hold back, tell us what you REALLY think!! ๐Ÿคฃ

07.02.2026 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Perfect for Mars colonization!
I won't need to fork out for a space helmet for him ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš€

07.02.2026 13:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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