Speaking as the world's richest billionaire, I'm very glad to be among those 2 billion. ππ°π
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Speaking as the world's richest billionaire, I'm very glad to be among those 2 billion. ππ°π
06.10.2025 20:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Yes!! In my case, a trillion dollars!!! Have a nice day DJT!!!! ππ°π
06.10.2025 19:18 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes! Like my next Starship launch, Flight 11 on October 13th. Late kick-off. ππ
06.10.2025 19:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ah... my greatest mission which will put colonizing Mars in the shade is controlling the British weather.
Especially in the North of England.
That is my promise. And I never fail!!!!ππ§οΈ
Fabulous! At this time I'd rather look up into the wonders of outer space than think about the football. πππβ½οΈ
06.10.2025 18:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0But Maggie Thatcher was a darling compared to me π
06.10.2025 18:49 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh yes, I'm a Nazi alright.
I mean all right.
You've got it - I'm a grammar Nazi!!!
That looks like a local beach on the Kent coast to me.
So, here goes:
Occupy Margate!!!
Call it a score drawπ€£
06.10.2025 13:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0That's buggered up my Mars landing site!!! You're fired!!!!π
06.10.2025 13:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0FFS don't drop that moon
06.10.2025 13:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0As I always say, Don't Ever Give Up!
#YNWA
I was on Love Island π
05.10.2025 20:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm not going to talk about the football or I'll f*****g well explode.
05.10.2025 20:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Blimey that's super heavy and I'm not talking about my rocket booster π
05.10.2025 19:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As a proud father of 14 kids myself and a lifelong Liverpool FC fan, I must say that's excellent work! ππ
05.10.2025 18:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'll take that as a No! ππ
05.10.2025 18:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We can make it to Mars before then! Who's with me??! ππ
05.10.2025 18:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I couldn't agree more!!! And as I was sayin...
05.10.2025 16:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Probably the greatest scene EVER in British comedy bar Fawlty Towers...
Go Jimmy!!! If only I'd thought all that lot up for my video link speech!!! π€£π±
....shalalalala....
05.10.2025 16:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My 130,000 workforce will be pleased with that πβοΈ
05.10.2025 15:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've been doing things I shouldn't for years and it wasn't from drinking coffee π
05.10.2025 13:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I own Tesla
I own X
and I'm the world's richest man and so...
Have a nice day DJT darling!!!! ππ
05.10.2025 11:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was a bad person before I smoked weed.
05.10.2025 11:46 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0That's how I got to be the world's richest man...
#YNWA
And as Donny said...
You can check out any time
But you can never leave...
#HotelCalifornia #Mar-A-Lago
Quite. Like me with all my company staff first thing of a Monday
04.10.2025 19:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I couldn't agree more! πβ½οΈπ
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