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Alternative Elon MuskπŸš€

@elonalternative.bsky.social

The Ultimate Parody Account 😎 Batshit Crazy BillionaireπŸ’° Successfully Exploding Rockets Since 2002πŸš€Always Crashing in the Same Car 🚘The World is Not Enough 🌎 My Granny's From Liverpool ⚽️ So Am I πŸ‘You'll Never Walk Elon

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Speaking as the world's richest billionaire, I'm very glad to be among those 2 billion. πŸ˜πŸ’°πŸ‘

06.10.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Yes!! In my case, a trillion dollars!!! Have a nice day DJT!!!! πŸ˜πŸ’°πŸ˜

06.10.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yes! Like my next Starship launch, Flight 11 on October 13th. Late kick-off. πŸ˜πŸš€

06.10.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ah... my greatest mission which will put colonizing Mars in the shade is controlling the British weather.
Especially in the North of England.
That is my promise. And I never fail!!!!😁🌧️

06.10.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fabulous! At this time I'd rather look up into the wonders of outer space than think about the football. πŸš€πŸŒŸπŸŒšβš½οΈ

06.10.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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But Maggie Thatcher was a darling compared to me 😁

06.10.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yes, I'm a Nazi alright.
I mean all right.
You've got it - I'm a grammar Nazi!!!

06.10.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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That looks like a local beach on the Kent coast to me.
So, here goes:
Occupy Margate!!!

06.10.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Call it a score draw🀣

06.10.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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That's buggered up my Mars landing site!!! You're fired!!!!πŸš€

06.10.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

FFS don't drop that moon

06.10.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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As I always say, Don't Ever Give Up!
#YNWA

06.10.2025 09:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I was on Love Island 😁

05.10.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm not going to talk about the football or I'll f*****g well explode.

05.10.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Blimey that's super heavy and I'm not talking about my rocket booster πŸš€

05.10.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a proud father of 14 kids myself and a lifelong Liverpool FC fan, I must say that's excellent work! πŸ˜πŸ‘

05.10.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'll take that as a No! πŸ˜πŸš€

05.10.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We can make it to Mars before then! Who's with me??! πŸ˜πŸš€

05.10.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I couldn't agree more!!! And as I was sayin...

05.10.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Probably the greatest scene EVER in British comedy bar Fawlty Towers...
Go Jimmy!!! If only I'd thought all that lot up for my video link speech!!! 🀣😱

05.10.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

....shalalalala....

05.10.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My 130,000 workforce will be pleased with that πŸ˜β˜•οΈ

05.10.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I've been doing things I shouldn't for years and it wasn't from drinking coffee 😁

05.10.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I own Tesla
I own X
and I'm the world's richest man and so...

05.10.2025 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Have a nice day DJT darling!!!! 😁😍

05.10.2025 11:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I was a bad person before I smoked weed.

05.10.2025 11:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's how I got to be the world's richest man...
#YNWA

04.10.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And as Donny said...
You can check out any time
But you can never leave...
#HotelCalifornia #Mar-A-Lago

04.10.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Quite. Like me with all my company staff first thing of a Monday

04.10.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I couldn't agree more! πŸ‘βš½οΈπŸ˜

04.10.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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