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Festively colored and decorated rows of stickers. They are designed to be peeled off the strip and placed on a gift box. From top to bottom, they sticker rows read DAD YOU MOM JOY!

Feel like whomever put the box labels together at the cupcake store had a story to tell.

scheiße

ha-ha-ha-HAAA!

I Don’t Want You Around, is what happens after you call Jenny.

A credit card terminal with a total, and a prompt that says “HELLO JENNIFER!”

Whenever I’m prompted for a loyalty phone number, I just use the local area code + 867-5309.

Works no matter where I travel, and I get whatever promo prices are in effect.

Used it today at the local store, and the terminal showed that whomever registered the number did it right.

You’ll do anything for approval.

What are you going to print for us?

Gg Is Not Dead (feat. Olga & Svetlanas) by Shandon on Apple Music Song · 2024 · Duration 2:24

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Kids these days are really into The Oldies.

Or did they? Did you check the couches closely?

In this very special episode of Book Overflow, Dr. Brian Kernighan, the author of "The Practice of Programming" joins us to discuss his experience writing th... Brian Kernighan Reflects on "The Practice of Programming"

In the first few minutes of this interview with Brian Kernighan, from just a few days ago, he complains there are still no good csv parsers. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QQ7...

character separated value

Just had a procedure done on my hand. It was under local, so I could still wiggle my fingers on command.

I got to bust out the classic:
“Will I be able to play piano after the procedure, doc?”

The nurse jumped in with the setup- “oh, you play the piano?”

“No, but I’ve always wanted to.”

The second letter that @questauthority.bsky.social sent to LAPD reps on my behalf. Even more savage than “LOL, no.” I’ve highlighted my fave parts. What are yours?

I’m surprised they both hadn’t already unionized.

Who made this

Your dog needs to toughen up.

And they let you put me on the air.

You’ll do anything you see on TV.

I ❤️ my local progressive grocery store

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“Do I” listen to too much Eddie Murphy

The other correct answer was “Do I”

this is otherworldly generosity made possible by a career of earning HEALTHY RESIDUALS

You just need to use a lot of Force

You were just going to eat a little bit from the pint for girl dinner and then put it back in the freezer? Gross.

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