WestCoastPat

You didn’t need to tell us the year. The plot description would have done that work for you.

“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.

WHERE IS A NEW EXCITEBIKE, NINTENDO

This might undersell how dumb it is

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

Stone Age: We made this thing extinct one at a time by inventing a better way to throw darts.

Early Modern: We hath mayde these thinges extincte by bringing cattes whence there should nought be cattes.

Contemporary: lol we did a mass extinction with our plagiarizing nonconsensual porn machine lmao

Print off a bunch of pictures of friends and vacations (throw in prints or postcards if you have those), grab a bunch of different colored cheap frames from ikea or target, and throw up a portrait wall. Spacing doesn’t matter. The chaotic nature is the point.

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Domi hesitation stopped the Domi-Laughton connection

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

Narrator: It was, in fact, a drill

too big to fail speedrun

This election surge is so powerful it might retroactively award the World Series to the Blue Jays

Woke is about to drop Magnum

The Captain America sit down and shoot straight meme. I made it say: So, you said you're going to leave New York.

The way that certain people and podcasts have decided that those teams and front offices were simply bad and ill-conceived, when in reality you’re right that they were just inconsistent and never had things break their way in May, baffles me.

Painting this on the walls of my house

The Chargers experience in a nutshell

As a lifelong hater of the Dodgers (former Angels fan who converted to the Pads in the 90s), they’re just annoying and I don’t want good things for them. They’re not the Problem with baseball, they’re just capitalizing off the problem and being very annoying about it

“what radicalized you” idk paying attention

Mayve having the entire internet hosted by one company wasn't the best idea

Nothing about how Berube wants the Leafs to play seems to complement to the players he actually has

The problem with streaming is that I have an older neighbor who stills pays for cable and therefore I know whenever anything good is able to happen for the Dodgers a minute before it appears on my screen

This is why you always yell drop it. For that 1% when it happens

Are we all in agreement to keeping calling JT’s line the second line even though it’s clearly their best because we don’t want to disrupt anything

I’m in my 40s and still have have entire shelves devoted to the books I read for my history and poli sci degrees. That’s literally all we did. Read and talk, talk and read, and then occasionally write a paper. How else do you do it?

Leafs fans, turning to Willie before every game

Hartford and Quebec City should be able to declare war over this. Burn Denver and…um…:checks Wikipedia:…Raleigh to the ground

I’m confused by seeing these navy uniforms in such crisp HD. Amazon should offer a 480i option for this game.