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-Smartass takes with no context -What’s playing on Touch Tunes -Updates about my dog
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Or you’re assuming only one keyboard exists to support every language in the world, unfortunately. 
Turns out bigotry is multilingual.
An Azeroth French keyboard.
French keyboards do be looking like that, though.
03.11.2025 18:10 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is Mamdani's housing cost plan.
03.11.2025 16:50 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0If you don’t do your own research to best balance your humours and spirits, who will?
03.11.2025 15:58 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m not even attempting to cast shade on the crew- you just don’t really grasp how much this fine dust permeates until you’re trying to cook dinner and realize that every surface is in a perfectly even white haze.
03.11.2025 15:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you’ve never had a few sheets of drywall installed into your house, think about how much dust will be ev-ery-where. 
Wrong! Double it, at least. 
The smart thing is to contain the workspace with plastic sheeting. 
Even so, you’re still wrong! Double it a few more times!
280 is an impenetrable iron curtain for social plans.
03.11.2025 14:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tofurky and Hawaiian rolls are pretty much cheating, from an effort standpoint. But I do make a decent apple pie.
03.11.2025 00:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Let me know what time to show up, and which one I should bring.
03.11.2025 00:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The devolution of snickers to Milky Way to three musketeers is a rough one.
02.11.2025 23:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Minus one Minus color and as a fantastic experience too. 
The black and white made it feel more like a well-restored legacy reel, rather that a modern re-imagining/tribute.
Some of you are describing and giving accounts of this game, and I doubt any of you have express written consent from Major League Baseball.
02.11.2025 03:00 — 👍 113 🔁 18 💬 1 📌 0The middle one looks like it’s got a pixelated censor box, which makes that grin look mildly inappropriate.
01.11.2025 16:57 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A grey/blue two story house with red window frames and white trim. There are some steps leading to the front door and a large bush in the front. It’s the Michael Myers house from the Halloween movie.
Happy Halloween. 
Here’s a picture of a house. 
From Halloween.
I could have worn THAT to the office today. 
Also trying to figure out if I wear it to the concert or no.
I was running out of character limit for the enablers out there, for sure. 
And I thank every single one of them for their service.
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Some folks I hang out with skew my perception so much that when I talk to a normie about “typical numbers” of attending and traveling to concerts, I get a sudden dose of reality. 
I’m not gonna snitch tag @solace.bsky.social, @billchilds.bsky.social, or @freealonzo.bsky.social, that’d be rude.
It is the most painful game to revisit, though.  All my buddies are going to be walking around knee-deep in weeds and greet me with “hey Nate! It’s been 1,533 days since we saw you. We got you 4 birthday cakes, but they’ve been ruined.”
Booting up my old GameCube as a lark was a terrible mistake.
Given his obsession with the word “groomer”, are the odds of finding CSAM in his browser search history :
A: >99%
B: 100%
There’s a mini-donut truck at work today, and that’s how easy it is to get me to RTO.
30.10.2025 11:52 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I had to pull my shades a few weeks ago; the shenanigans involving the teeny Japanese crabapples was too much.
29.10.2025 16:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is there more to it than “the most tenuous local connection has almost become a predictable and almost ironically loveable bit” and “male professional sports teams are cursed beyond belief, the females crush it”?
28.10.2025 16:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do it. You could nit pick a little, but he is crushing it with amazing sets.
28.10.2025 00:04 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(I usually joke that it’s got the opposite vibes of the “thin blue line bar and grill” at the south end of of the Palm/Indian canyon split.)
27.10.2025 18:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s one of our mandatory meals whenever we visit- it is such a wonderful spot.
27.10.2025 18:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I’m not sure that most 8-12 year olds were familiar with his works at the time, but maybe I was the outlier. 
I certainly didn’t have a subscription to the Paris Review. 
Since become a huge fan of Paper
Tiger and Open Net. 
(It didn’t register to me that video games could be marketed to adults.)
I was introduced to George Plimptopn through Intellevision vs. Atari ads when I was a kid. I was absolutely baffled by why I’d know about this guy. 
m.youtube.com/watch?v=IMIV...
Wearing a UFC shirt and not taking a swing at a nazi Is a bigger miss than not being able to name three albums of the band on your shirt.
24.10.2025 22:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m hoping the clip cut off because the autere suddenly had all moral quandaries removed about how to proceed.
That swipe with the stein did some major damage. I’m shocked.