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Washington DC to Tromsø Norway. Aspiring himbo, gentleman loser. Sincereposter in a shitposter's world.

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Near Dark (1987) - Theatrical Trailer #2
YouTube video by Forever Horror Video Archive Near Dark (1987) - Theatrical Trailer #2

A must see for anyone who likes westerns, vampires, female directors, Tangerine Dream soundtracks, or the ensemble cast from Aliens
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HL3...

02.10.2025 11:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Theatrical poster for the film Near Dark. Bill Paxton's character is standing slightly hunched over from his many wounds. He is burned and bloody, with one eye swollen shut but the other eye still alert. Light from behind him is shining through bullet holes in his body. A tagline just below the title says "...pray for daylight." And a second tagline near Paxton's shoulder reads "They can only kill you once, but they can terrify you forever."

Theatrical poster for the film Near Dark. Bill Paxton's character is standing slightly hunched over from his many wounds. He is burned and bloody, with one eye swollen shut but the other eye still alert. Light from behind him is shining through bullet holes in his body. A tagline just below the title says "...pray for daylight." And a second tagline near Paxton's shoulder reads "They can only kill you once, but they can terrify you forever."

Happy birthday to this underrated gem, released October 2nd, 1987

02.10.2025 11:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

One way of thinking about the AI bubble is that it's the final gasp of a grift based on specialized GPU's instead of tulips, a logical continuation from crypto and NFT's and the metaverse.

Like, there's nowhere else for it to go, no other magical use for this shit other than as electronic waste.

02.10.2025 11:46 — 👍 788    🔁 212    💬 9    📌 12
Preview
Freaky Tales (Gratis visning) — TROMSØ FILMKLUBB The year is 1987, and things are about to get freaky in Northern California. Freaky Tales is a gonzo action comedy that tells four surreal stories that are both woven together and woven into real-li...

Ikveld! Let's get freaky!

FREAKY TALES (USA 2025).
Fre 5. sept kl 21 på Blå Rock.
GRATIS VISNING!

Se Pedro Pascal i denne "genre mixtape" antologi action-comedie sett i 80-tallets California.
www.tromsofilmklubb.com/kalender/202...

05.09.2025 14:59 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Still very attractive, just a level of attractive I can be normal about

31.08.2025 18:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Saw a lady rigging down the stage from the festival this weekend wearing a SPACEBALLS t-shirt and instantly fell in love

No wait that's SPACECREW. The festival had a rocket theme. My bad

31.08.2025 18:53 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Cream tabby Maine Coon cat staring intensely at the camera

Cream tabby Maine Coon cat staring intensely at the camera

so, to understand this story there are a few things you need to know

- my cat, Gus, believes he is a trained support animal
- he is not (he has relatives who are, but he is not)
- he believes he is a seizure-detecting dog
- he is not a dog
- I do not get seizures

21.08.2025 06:10 — 👍 2552    🔁 543    💬 59    📌 140

I haven't seen Heathers since I was a teenager. Stoked for this.

18.08.2025 11:36 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

niche take: ICE(and most of DHS) is an agency of waingros

15.08.2025 01:53 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Underrated take

15.08.2025 09:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Guy whose robot girlfriend has somehow glitched and instead of simulating an underage anime waifu telling him to kill his family in order to see the quantum god, it now parrots Julia Child.

He begins to learn the art of French cooking, and then dies when it gives him an amanita risotto recipe.

15.08.2025 06:57 — 👍 152    🔁 19    💬 2    📌 0

LED technology has finally made artificial light so cheap that it's effectively infinite and I do not know how to explain to the estimated 96.8% of people who aren't autistic that lighting every space everywhere with the brightness of a thousand suns just because you can is actually not awesome

14.08.2025 16:55 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

They just installed new lighting in the hallways and bathrooms at my workplace and it's absolutely brutal. Like they watched Severance and were like Ooh that's what we need for our interiors

14.08.2025 16:55 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
Chrono Trigger Is More Than A Game
YouTube video by The Art Of Storytelling Chrono Trigger Is More Than A Game

Here, let The Art of Storytelling tell you about what makes Chrono Trigger so great.
youtu.be/BujJaUg04D8

11.08.2025 15:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The AI knows its nordmenn

11.08.2025 13:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
The OneUps - Chrono Trigger - Schala
YouTube video by TheOneUps The OneUps - Chrono Trigger - Schala

Please enjoy this sweet smooth-jazz cover of Schala's theme
youtu.be/9wPas3Al3To

11.08.2025 13:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Box art for the Super NES release of Chrono Trigger, featuring a manga-style drawing of Chrono, Marle, and Frog fighting a reptilian monster

Box art for the Super NES release of Chrono Trigger, featuring a manga-style drawing of Chrono, Marle, and Frog fighting a reptilian monster

Celebrating 30 years of Chrono Trigger
(North American release: Aug 11, 1995)

11.08.2025 13:49 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
A screenshot of another AI-generated Norwegian clickbait web ad. Again, the text says "Dette er en mulighet for alle nordmenn!" ("This is an opportunity for all Norwegians!") and the AI-generated photo shows a middle-aged man holding a Norwegian passport with misspelled text. Here the passport is labeled "Nerrven Passport," with the man's finger covering the 'P'. The passport is also a little too large, and parts of the man's fingers are missing.

A screenshot of another AI-generated Norwegian clickbait web ad. Again, the text says "Dette er en mulighet for alle nordmenn!" ("This is an opportunity for all Norwegians!") and the AI-generated photo shows a middle-aged man holding a Norwegian passport with misspelled text. Here the passport is labeled "Nerrven Passport," with the man's finger covering the 'P'. The passport is also a little too large, and parts of the man's fingers are missing.

These ads are getting on my Nerrven. I've got to get out of here. Good thing I've got my bible-sized assport ready to go.

11.08.2025 12:49 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Good morning and happy birthday to the Dave Matthews Band Poop Incident. Please buy the Dave Matthews Band Poop Incident a beer today

08.08.2025 10:04 — 👍 264    🔁 46    💬 22    📌 7

AI is revolutionizing clickbait advertisements. What a time to be alive!

04.08.2025 14:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Skjermbilde av en clickbait nettreklame. Teksten sier «Dette er en mulighet for alle nordmenn!» og bildet viser en mann i 40-årene som smiler og holder opp sitt norsk pass. På passet er Norges navn feilskrevet som «Norrwana».

Skjermbilde av en clickbait nettreklame. Teksten sier «Dette er en mulighet for alle nordmenn!» og bildet viser en mann i 40-årene som smiler og holder opp sitt norsk pass. På passet er Norges navn feilskrevet som «Norrwana».

Elsker å bo i Norrwana

04.08.2025 11:57 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Liquid cat treats are such an obvious million dollar idea in hindsight. Like how many generations of cat owners had to go huh my cat always just licks the sauce off of the wet food before someone finally ripped a bong and went duuuuuude what if we made a cat food that was all sauce?

29.05.2025 11:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
4 Screenshots from the movie "The Terminator" (1984): First, the Terminator stands nude and imposing in a dimly lit alley beside construction equipment. Second, another figure arrives in a crouched position amid crackling blue lightning on a garbage-strewn alley floor. Third, Kyle Reese points a gun and urgently demands, “What day is it? The date!” Fourth, a man under duress answers, “Twelfth. May.” with the gun still aimed at him.

4 Screenshots from the movie "The Terminator" (1984): First, the Terminator stands nude and imposing in a dimly lit alley beside construction equipment. Second, another figure arrives in a crouched position amid crackling blue lightning on a garbage-strewn alley floor. Third, Kyle Reese points a gun and urgently demands, “What day is it? The date!” Fourth, a man under duress answers, “Twelfth. May.” with the gun still aimed at him.

May 12th 1984 - A T-800 Terminator arrived from the future to kill Sarah Connor before she could give birth to the future resistance leader, John Connor. Kyle Reese arrived from the future to stop it.

📽️📅 The Terminator (1984)

12.05.2025 12:02 — 👍 92    🔁 40    💬 1    📌 4

Soy cansado.

Don't you mean "estoy cansado"? Because you know Spanish has the two different forms of the "to be" verb.

Oh I know. I'm saying that tiredness is part of the essence of my being.

30.04.2025 08:59 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ha!

22.04.2025 09:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
There will be times when the struggle seems impossible. I know this already. Alone, unsure, dwarfed by the scale of the enemy. Remember this. Freedom is a pure idea. It occurs spontaneously and without instruction. Random acts of insurrection are occurring constantly throughout the galaxy. There are whole armies, battalions that have no idea that they've already enlisted in the cause. Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward. And then remember this. The Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that. And know this, the day will come when all these skirmishes and battles, these moments of defiance will have flooded the banks of the Empire's authority and then there will be one too many. One single thing will break the siege. Remember this. Try.

There will be times when the struggle seems impossible. I know this already. Alone, unsure, dwarfed by the scale of the enemy. Remember this. Freedom is a pure idea. It occurs spontaneously and without instruction. Random acts of insurrection are occurring constantly throughout the galaxy. There are whole armies, battalions that have no idea that they've already enlisted in the cause. Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward. And then remember this. The Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that. And know this, the day will come when all these skirmishes and battles, these moments of defiance will have flooded the banks of the Empire's authority and then there will be one too many. One single thing will break the siege. Remember this. Try.

With Andor Season 2 dropping tomorrow, it's worth recalling that Season 1 contained the best bit of writing ever in Star Wars.

21.04.2025 20:45 — 👍 1289    🔁 417    💬 11    📌 25

BlueSky should verify me. I'm serious. I'm really good at skeeting and my chi is SO BALANCED

21.04.2025 23:45 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"horny for justice" is the best expression I've heard in months. Brava!

21.04.2025 23:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hell yeah!

21.04.2025 23:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bullying works

21.04.2025 21:42 — 👍 123    🔁 18    💬 9    📌 1

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