Morticia Mae

I hate when I post something and someone’s like “source?” Bitch google it?! Has AI made yall so incapable of research and critical thinking ??

Only 2 1/2 months in. Can’t wait to see a year 👹

Come here

Muscle mommy activated

I suck at texting back but that’s because my energy is going to people who pay me for my time 🥰 I love my lil bfs 🥹😇

Frolicked through a graveyard today 🤭🖤

Anyone going to pax in Nov wanna collab 👀🥺🖤

Should I fuck myself in a Spider-Man suit? Would y’all pay money to see Spider-Man’s holes?

I do a lot of very loud groaning and ignore him for two minutes before I finally get up. We roll out of bed and immediately take our dog for a walk. The first 5 minutes are miserable but by the end of the 30 minute walk, I’m awake and ready to start the day

For anyone who cares
3 sets of 12, 10, 8 reps.
-Bulgarian split squats with weight
-hip thrust on the the smith machine
-leg press
-hip abduction
-Hip adduction
-kettlebell step ups
-weighted calf raises

It’s a long work out but my legs are my best feature 😚

Honestly me too. Snooze button is my best friend. I literally only get up because Ryan forces me to

I’m fine once I get up and moving. It’s fighting the alarm that’s the problem

I can’t help it. The camera comes out and so does the finger

My powerlifter boyfriend just told me that my leg day is hard and he’ll never talk shit again hahahahah. Anyways my ego is through the roof.

Yall like my $2 slides I got because I forgot my sneakers lmfao

Consistency is my kryptonite hahaha

I am not a morning person. But I’m trying really hard to be one

I will not hear your take and I will not educate you. That is not my responsibility. It is yours. If you don’t back this take, block me before I block you. AI is immoral. Especially using it for your stupid little internet trends.

“I know AI kills the planet and is literally taking clean drinking water away from people, but look at how cute this trend is”

I’m gonna start blocking yall.

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Seeing you with long hair is craaaaazyyyy

OBVIOUSLY 🙄

So none of u bitches stream?!

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Pretty and protected 😇😈

I told yall I'd be back!! Come spend your friday night flirting with me. I'm playing Life is Strange.
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