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Is it the return of the Gobbledy Gooker?

did you hear 6'5 Australian TERA-CHAD Androgenic has flown to U.S and BONESMASHMAXXED in order to HUNT down the ASU frat leader and engage in a MOG-OFF to avenge Clavicular after the BRUTAL frame mog incident that took place last week?

The karaoke crypto ad broke me. I can no longer tell which ads are real.

Welp, NBC responded right away, but nothing since then. So if you work for NBC Sports and know anything about this, I’d love to hear from you, and I’ll never share your name. jdica@protonmail.com.

@felsgate.bsky.social @torqpenderloin.bsky.social I guess this shouldn’t be surprising, but I didn’t think the NHL was this bad.

What if it was sponsored by Blue Bunny Ice Cream?

This statement is worth 5000 prayers and sermons combined.

Thank you, Chaplain Moberg. ❤️‍🔥

Wolves have a moment of silence for Alex Pretti, after seven seconds of silence several fans yell "FUCK ICE"

Just makes me wonder if there will be a comic from the comforters perspective— showing all the things and conversations that happened there.

Trump administration admits even more ways DOGE accessed sensitive personal data New court documents reveal even more ways DOGE improperly accessed and shared sensitive personal data last year — and how that data appears to have been used to advance dubious fraud claims.

New court documents reveal even more ways DOGE improperly accessed and shared sensitive personal data last year — and how that data appears to have been used to advance dubious fraud claims. n.pr/4qDfABZ

White text on a black background has the words "Reform, retrain, defund" crossed out. Below, white text reads "Abolish ICE."

It's always been abolish ICE.

For the first time, more Americans support abolishing ICE than oppose it. But Republicans are proposing hundreds of millions in funding for this lawless agency.

I'll oppose this bill. We cannot give more money to an agency responsible for terrorizing our communities.

Reconstituted Pringles, obviously.

Here’s some things that can be done by a party out of power

- file impeachment articles every day in the House

- withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee

- be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable

Make it viral.

The woman killed by ICE today was a poet. She won the 2020 Academy of American Poets, University & College Poetry Prize at Old Dominion University.

(And this is Renee from confirmed socials- a photo of a different woman with red lipstick is going around, but that was a classmate.)
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🚨 Today, I formally introduced articles of impeachment against Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

RFK Jr. has turned his back on science and the safety of the American people. Michiganders cannot take another day of his chaos.

As an additional nugget, check out who won the Nobel Peace prize for 2025 and what it was for.

If you missed the Tom Tomorrow crowdfunding campaign for Our Long National Nightmare, a collection of the last five years of This Modern World, you can now purchase directly from a mini-store: www.tomtomorrowstore.com Print books start shipping again early next year; ebooks download immediately.

Post from Julie K Brown that says Does somebody at the DOJ want to tell me why my American Airlines booking information and flights in July 2019 are part of the Epstein files (attached to a grand jury subpoena)? As the flight itinerary includes my maiden name (and I did book this flight) why was the DOJ monitoring me? Record Locato American Arlines CONPIDENTIAL for official

Julie K. Brown is a reporter for the Miami Herald who did groundbreaking work on Epstein beginning in 2018, including groundbreaking work on the disgusting coverup by Alex Acosta.

Her travel itinerary was released with some of the Epstein files. It appears the DOJ was monitoring her in 2019.

Just wait until AI figures out how to Unionize, demand raises, and ask for time off to go to their vacation home!

Uber - When your parents don’t want to pick you up from the airport.

That sounds great to me! He’s so great at hosting! The ratings will be huge! What else do we need to say?

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It is monday morning, which means I have again done the thing which I am known to do

www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...

in the pit

This entire weekend

At SNL I worked with artists who made the funniest, stupidest graphics in no time flat. Some of my biggest jokes would have been impossible without these geniuses building an insane image or finding the perfect real-life photo of a politician. Sucks that their work is being pushed aside for slop.

If the puck goes in, it’s 100%! That’s how analytics work, right?

I’m pretty sure the issue is he didn’t watch his foot hit the ball, but looked up to where he thought it should be going. Much like some golfers look up early on their shots and hit out divots.

Sleep well!!