Still exhausted anpa

???: denji

Denji: WHA--WHO ARE YOU??

???: i'm the gayness devil, Denji

Denji: WHY ARE YOU SMALL

???: not enough people are homophobic anymore ... i need you to spread homophobia, Denji. You need to spread homophobia

Denji: i... um... i don't think i can do that

???: i'll show you a boob

Wigglytuff card

No thanks 😭😭

Here's a starter pack with some EU based artists. I'm not an artist, but I compiled it around the last holiday season!

Always feel free to reach out to me if you want to be added!

bsky.app/starter-pack...

Stepan, a brown striped cat, sits next to a chocolate birthday cake with white chocolate mic and the number '16' atop it. There are also two lit candles.

Cat Stepan turned 16 yesterday. He still looks young.

LUNES

Por qué bluesky se piensa que soy un pavo gay al que le gustan con bigote y musculados 😭

(que no tengo nada en contra pero a mi me van más los que tienen pinta de empollones)

Scene from The Princess Bride where Vizzinni says "You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen"

OpenAI right now

Chart showing instances of wild animals using a hamster wheel left out in the wild, with visits dominated by wild mice, followed by slugs, rats, shrews and a few frogs and snails.

In 2014 Dutch scientists left a hamster wheel outside, to see if wild animals would use it like their domesticated counterparts.

The answer: hell yes! 734 visits from wild mice - plus rats, shrews, slugs ("running" being subjective here) & even frogs and snails.

The apparent reason: fun. Just fun.

An infographic. There are six panels. 1. "Slow internet. Alt text is shown in place of unloaded images." a drawing shows a phone with poor signal, and alt text is visible where the image should have loaded. 2. "Findabillity. Alt text helps to search content." A drawing shows someone searching 'dog with banana' and a post is shown underneath without the words 'dog' or 'banana'. It is implied to be part of the alt text. 3. "Screen readers. Alt is read out to people using text-to-speech software". There is a drawing of the output a screen-reader would show when viewing an image with alt text on bluesky. 4. "Translation. Alt text can be translated". A drawing shows a post being translated. The alt text is also translated into german. 5. "Readability. Text in images can be made legible" There is a drawing of some truly awful handwriting inside a speech bubble. The alt text clarifies what the text is supposed to say. 6. "Disambiguation. Description helps clarify intent." There is a drawing of a post with a picture of a creature. This is styled after the famous optical illusion of a rabbit and a duck. The alt text clarifies that the animal is a rabbit. It definitely looks more like a duck.

Generally we think of alt-text as the domain of those with accessibility needs.

However alt-text is useful for many reasons, which benefit your viewers, as well as you, the creator!

Tener un manager al que le gustan los trenes es divertido hasta que se cancelan todos y en vez de decirte que trabajes desde casa te envía todas las combinaciones que puedes hacer para llegar a la oficina

Omg hii

(que así sabéis quién soy y los pesaos ™️ no vienen)

en forma de chapa!