David de Marian

@jimmykimmel.com You're onto something with your bit on being more popular than Trump. Keep doing a weekly poll of your popularity versus his and it will drive him nuts.

Same same

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I hope you're rooting for the Blue Jays. Can you imagine what the red hat melt down entertainment will be like if Jays win the Championship?

Please, don't be sorry. Can you imagine the entertainment the red hats will give us when they melt down over a Blue Jay Championship? I'm buying extra popcorn.

Was PM Carney obliged by law to call the by-election to seat PP, or was it a parliamentary courtesy?

Seriously!🤦🏻‍♀️

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I understand this. Please tell me you do, too.

But totally on point for Fox

@jaketapper.bsky.social

Have you started writing your book about Trump's mental state yet?

@jimmykimmel.com You know, you could have saved yourself a lot of trouble if you just told Trump and MAGA it was sarcasm.

1. More Americans work at the Cheesecake Factory than in the entire coal industry, and that won't change. It's because of automation, not snooty libs.

2. Coal energy is now more expensive than wind and solar.

3. So this means: higher energy prices, more pollution, no jobs benefit. Genius!

Is anyone primarying @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social?

Asking for an entire political party…

I thought MAGA was against sending money to foreign countries. You know, America First 'n shit? They are awfully quiet now about Trump sending $20BigOnes to Argentina.

#ArgentinaFirst

Must have this remark, "un-American" on blast

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social

So you voted to honour a bigot. The lesson of "you cannot appease Republicans and win" hasn't sunk in with you yet, has it?

Are you sure you can do this job? Like, really sure?

#JeffriesMustResign

So the shooter wasn't an illegal, wasn't trans, wasn't homosexual, wasn't black or brown, and wasn't a lefty. Huh. Well, this is gonna hurt T-shirt sales.

Fox nooz will never forsake a prime opportunity to demonise Democrats because of an inconvenient fact.

A toupee says it wasn't the last message Kirk sent to Miller.

No surprise. You know MAGA well enough by now. There is no statement they will not contradict. There is no bar too low for them to stoop. There is no event, no matter how tragic, that they will not exploit for political advantage.

The Wrath of Mediocre Men Cometh.

Hey, Mike? This was god's will. Obviously, it was time for Charlie to come home.

Thoughts and prayers, Charlie Kirk.

Odd that you got shot in a Red State and not in, say DC or Chicago.

@thecharliekirk.bsky.social Thoughts and prayers!

Has anyone seen a MAGA anywhere who actually received the gold shoes they bought?

@schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social

You're both useless.

Resign

The day will come MAGA when you realise the colossal mistake you have made & you will feel sorry.

When you do, you get to take your 2nd Amendment rights and go straight to the front lines.

When I see your bullet ridden body laying prone on the ground, then I'll accept your apology.

Not before.

Awfully childlike for an adult. No surprise there....

Is he dead yet?

Everyone knows who I mean

#IsTodayTheDay