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@heytallman.bsky.social

Dad, husband, game player, cartoon watcher, armadillo liker, oracle

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LET'S GOOOOO

25.02.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Peridot sitting on the floor, hair messy as she excitedly turns around from playing a Gamecube game, controller still in hand. She's also wearing a Tri-Force t-shirt, marking her as a "gamer."

Peridot sitting on the floor, hair messy as she excitedly turns around from playing a Gamecube game, controller still in hand. She's also wearing a Tri-Force t-shirt, marking her as a "gamer."

#StevenUniverse #Peridot

25.02.2026 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3078    πŸ” 659    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 5

Oh I'm not watching lmao. Better stuff to do!

25.02.2026 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not even worth watching on the off chance a stray blood clot does its thing on live television

25.02.2026 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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it’s twin peaks day β˜•

24.02.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 689    πŸ” 235    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 19

HELLOOOOooooOOOOoOoO!

23.02.2026 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Forgot to post about this but I absolutely crushed this goal last night, felt great.

22.02.2026 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching Bluey and crying on a Saturday morning

21.02.2026 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Him yelling at Apollyon was πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ though.

Have you ever checked out Neal Morse Band's album Similitude of a Dream? It is a prog rock concept album retelling the first part of Pilgrim's Progress and it is incredible.

21.02.2026 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chris Redfield using Grindr to track down Wesker

20.02.2026 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 142    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Using a gif, who's your favorite female game character?

19.02.2026 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God, the whole world getting treats except us.

19.02.2026 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do think it’s funny that the USA broke from England to get rid of the monarchy so that no one would be above the law and yet only one of these countries has arrested a senior political figure in relation to Epstein and it wasn’t the USA

19.02.2026 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 626    πŸ” 111    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 4
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a man says that 's rad in front of a building ALT: a man says that 's rad in front of a building
19.02.2026 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Walfie's Nonograms by walfie A nonograms/picross game for the Game Boy

walfie.itch.io/walfies-nono...

13.02.2026 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Had a dream they made a show called All In the Family Matters with Archie Bunker and Steve Urkel as the two lead characters. It lasted one season. I did not watch this show in my dream to know if it was actually good or not.

18.02.2026 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I legitimately cannot remember the last time youtube was down. Like down down.

Funny enough I can still check my comments and stuff but watching anything? Nah.

18.02.2026 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Ad for a stream in which I'm gonna get a ton of points on RetroAchievements, more than I've ever gotten before.

Ad for a stream in which I'm gonna get a ton of points on RetroAchievements, more than I've ever gotten before.

I'm gonna do it.

This Saturday, twitch.tv/heytallman

17.02.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

So many bits from this show live rent free in my head

16.02.2026 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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heytallman - Twitch Father + Son Achievement Hunting

Son wanted to stream so we're playing a little retro achievements:

Twitch.tv/heytallman

16.02.2026 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This the one I'm most excited for! This and the loc lac subset.

16.02.2026 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All of this and still no Two Stupid Dogs...

15.02.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Amir for some reason I thought It had happened and was very disappointed.

Soon hopefully.

15.02.2026 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Idk why twitch is telling me to get excited to cry but anyway I'm playing some Silksong

Twitch.tv/heytallman

15.02.2026 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ask and you shall receive

14.02.2026 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2236    πŸ” 878    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 27
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Watching Predator Badlands tonight! I liked Prey a lot so I'm excited for this one.

Why is Predator the one long running horror series that still actually putting out good product?

14.02.2026 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

At least the pieces don't leave cheese dust on your fingers

...right?

14.02.2026 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I had another dream
This one was about the existence of a show on HGTV named Bitch House. The host was
a man who appeared to have been a werewolf college student dragged off some Florida
beach during spring break, poured into a suit, and shoved in front of a camera. He wore
giant sunglasses every episode. There was no explanation.
Every episode was the same. He would show up and tour somebody's house while they
talked it up: how much they paid for it, square footage, time to the highway, backyard,
last renovated in xxxx, bedrooms, bathrooms, home office, new roof, everything. They
would be touring the house the whole time, just like any normal HGTV show.
Then they would gather back out in front of the house and there was a really tense
moment where he would tell you if your house was a bitch house or not. It not, he would
just kinda shake their hands and thank them for the tour and walk away.
Otherwise, he would turn to the camera and scream "BITCH HOOOOOOOOUSE" at the
top of his lung

I had another dream This one was about the existence of a show on HGTV named Bitch House. The host was a man who appeared to have been a werewolf college student dragged off some Florida beach during spring break, poured into a suit, and shoved in front of a camera. He wore giant sunglasses every episode. There was no explanation. Every episode was the same. He would show up and tour somebody's house while they talked it up: how much they paid for it, square footage, time to the highway, backyard, last renovated in xxxx, bedrooms, bathrooms, home office, new roof, everything. They would be touring the house the whole time, just like any normal HGTV show. Then they would gather back out in front of the house and there was a really tense moment where he would tell you if your house was a bitch house or not. It not, he would just kinda shake their hands and thank them for the tour and walk away. Otherwise, he would turn to the camera and scream "BITCH HOOOOOOOOUSE" at the top of his lung

This is approximately what it Looked Like, in 10-minute photoshop
format
HGTV
courtesy(?) of the party rock anthem guy (plz don't sue me)

This is approximately what it Looked Like, in 10-minute photoshop format HGTV courtesy(?) of the party rock anthem guy (plz don't sue me)

20.07.2024 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1126    πŸ” 413    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 23

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12.02.2026 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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