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Crying in the parking lot of the YMCA is not where I thought I’d be today but here we are

Learning continental knitting has unlocked something in my brain. I haven’t finished my first scarf yet but im very confident I could knit a sweater now #knitting

Watching The Summer I Turned Pretty when Jacob asks what a Deb ball is and I have to do everything within my power to not accidentally call it the debutation ball 🤦🏻‍♀️

A photo of three spidermen pointing at each other. Each one has a photo of the chaos that ensued today in the swiftie kingdom. First photo in the left is of her current webstore with a glittery orange background and a countdown that says EXPIRES AUGUST 12 AF 12:12AM ET. Second image is top center of the new heights podcast announcement that has a photo of Travis and Jason with a blacked out image of presumably Taylor Swift and text that reads NEW HEIGHTS SPECIAL PREMIERES WEDNESDAY on a glittery orange background. Third image is of taylornations twitter post from earlier that reads THINKING ABOUT WHEN SHE SAID “SEE YOU NEXT ERA” and 12 photos of her on the eras tour in orange outfits.

just another day in swiftieland 🤪

How am I supposed to explain to my boss that I stayed up all night to watch a countdown on Taylor Swift’s Website

The hardest part about reading and being on social media is feeling like I’m not reading enough when I see how much everyone else is reading

Another year another Christmas blanket. Thinking about switching it up next year and doing c2c instead of overlay mosaic #crochet

“Superman is too woke!”

Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:

Taylor Swift sitting criss cross holding her albums- debut, fearless, speak now, red, 1989 and reputation

actual photo of me after this upcoming weekend now that i can ethically buy these albums:

A handwritten letter from Taylor Swift, printed on stationery with a “TS” monogram at the top. The letter reads: ⸻ Hi. I’m trying to gather my thoughts into something coherent, but right now my mind is just a slideshow. A flashback sequence of all the times I daydreamed about, wished for, and pined away for a chance to get to tell you this news. All the times I was so incredibly close, reaching out for it, only for it to fall through. I almost stopped thinking it could ever happen, after 20 years of having the carrot dangled and then yanked away. But that’s all in the past now. I’ve been bursting into tears of joy at random intervals ever since I found out that this is really happening. I really get to say these words. All of the music I’ve ever made… now belongs… to me. And all my music videos. All the concert films. The album art and photography. The unreleased songs. The memories. The magic. The madness. Every single era. My entire life’s work. To say this is my greatest dream come true is actually being pretty reserved about it. To my fans, you know how important this has been to me — so much so that I meticulously re-recorded and released 4 of my albums, calling them Taylor’s Version. The passionate support you showed those albums and the excitement you brought the Eras Tour with is why I was able to buy back my music. I can’t thank you enough for helping to reunite me with this art that I have dedicated my life to, but have never owned until now. All I’ve ever wanted was the opportunity to work hard enough to be able to one day purchase my music outright with no strings attached, no partnership, with full autonomy. I will be forever grateful to my team at Shamrock Capital for being the first people to ever believe this was possible. The way they’ve then led every interaction we’ve had has been honest, fair, and respectful. This was a business deal, to them it really felt like it meant something more. It was deeply emotional and meaningful to me and my t…

SCREAMING, CRYING, THROWING UP 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

TAYLOR SWIFT NOW OWNS ALL OF HER MASTERS

and then it was bought by me

Katy Perry's Woman's World (Taylor's Version)

I find it so annoying how easy baking can be. Like you’re telling me if I spend ten minutes following directions I’ll have banana bread?

Just finished season 2 of white lotus wtf

I think I actually hate making tiny things but this little guy is pretty cute #crochet

Why the tanning bed gotta be closed on Easter 🙄

Forcing people to pay $130 for a passport in order to vote is just a Jim Crow poll tax by another name.

It is blatantly unconstitutional.

Besties I’m gonna make an eras confession; folkmore never should have merged together. Evermore deserves her flowers 🤎

I can’t wait for the Love is Blind reunion so they can show a complication of Dave saying “my sister”

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

I am so tired of cooking

If you see this, quote a screenshot of the top 10 songs of your on Repeat playlist on Spotify.

Great point.

“Record labels need to treat their artists as valuable employees with a livable wage and health insurance and protection. Labels, we got you — but do you got us?”

— Chappell Roan demanding labels to do better during her #GRAMMYs acceptance speech.

Not even the end of week two and he's already at concentration camps.

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Heardle Taylor's Version #234

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Ugh this sweater is a DREAM. I made a sweater a few years ago with this yarn, and it didn’t fit (bc I hate checking my gauge). I finally decided to reuse the yarn and turn it into a sweater I can (and will) actually wear. 😍

#crochet