bear

well you should try to cut it into slices, not eat it whole silly

Stop stop I like her already.

I somehow missed this from earlier, but absolutely hell yeah. Mixed Doubles curling was amazing, and I'm super excited to watch the team events in the coming days!

one of the worst parts about throwing away all of my friends and isolating myself is i don’t have anyone to show my lyrics to. far too personal for a casual friend. since last night thats 3 of the darkest and most emotional songs ive ever written. more than hours ive slept in the last 2 days

flamethrowers and napalm melt ice, just fyi

sounds gross and terrible. i’ll take my anxiety please

christ i just wrote the most depressing lyrics ive ever written based on real events and what was going through my head at that time and ended up making myself cry. unexpected

YouTube video by synapsik AVERAGE HELLDIVER: D10 teams evacuate assets

i uploaded my first youtube video for my new helldivers 2 series. it’s terrible, here you go
youtube.com/watch?v=s4xr...

you’d get a choice of legs, thighs, or breasts

pro tip: when the group therapy facilitator asks you what your ideal amount of sleep is, don’t answer with “permanent.” they don’t like that for some reason

went to a dubstep show this morning (had an MRI)

rain city bitch pigeons

A picture of bad bunny with the word love

Bad Bunny understood the assignment…

can’t wait for all the fireworks to keep my kids up tonight 🙄

panthers legend sam darnold

congrats on the sex

also schiefele is a shithead

bussi shines. otherwise known as vagazzling

boy do i wish lobotomies still existed

to quote the great canesombudsman

sebastian asshole,

postisbehere?

*aggressive commercial voice* this is. classic. hurricanes. hockey.

wtf is up with the NHL using all these stupid camera angles this season. can’t see shit on the replays

ugh i know. idk i like all the guys so much i always get weird about shaking it up

panarin wouldn’t have been a good fit under Rod’s system imo. i don’t think it would have been rantanen levels of bad but i certainly don’t think he would have made the canes better by any considerable amount.

the truest canes legend was casey borer

thank fuck we didn’t shit the bed for panarin

i’ve been running since i got here
and now i’m falling into
infinite baths

lost in the blue