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35+ // agender // ND // disabled // poly // bi-demi // non-Xian quaker // goalie appreciator // white // they/them #booksky #takewarning "defiant, [...] offensive" -- my mom "a bad influence" -- my FIL tell your pet i said hi Married to @ashodin.com

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This is sad to me, personally. Write your smut!

11.02.2026 13:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad โ€” the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years

11.02.2026 03:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21966    ๐Ÿ” 6263    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 358    ๐Ÿ“Œ 480
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Explore Webcams - Audubon Boat House Osprey Nest

#Osprey #OSPR

11.02.2026 12:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A version of the Wes Streeting 'I never knew Peter Mandelson well' opinion column. Photo is of my cat. Text reads: Ignore the smears: I was never on the kitchen table,
and I am deeply
concerned about
the cultural moral
failing of going 
on tables.
I was only in the kitchen in the 1st place to prevent other cats from jumping on the table. That sound you heard was me doing something else.
An additional 'linked' headline reads: Scientists study reappearance of mysterious cat-like wet footprints on surface of table, despite assurances that cat โ€˜knows itโ€™s naughtyโ€™ to go on the table.

A version of the Wes Streeting 'I never knew Peter Mandelson well' opinion column. Photo is of my cat. Text reads: Ignore the smears: I was never on the kitchen table, and I am deeply concerned about the cultural moral failing of going on tables. I was only in the kitchen in the 1st place to prevent other cats from jumping on the table. That sound you heard was me doing something else. An additional 'linked' headline reads: Scientists study reappearance of mysterious cat-like wet footprints on surface of table, despite assurances that cat โ€˜knows itโ€™s naughtyโ€™ to go on the table.

10.02.2026 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 775    ๐Ÿ” 210    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
11.02.2026 03:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4211    ๐Ÿ” 1512    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

sorry for being cringe I'm trying to enjoy being alive

02.02.2026 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7450    ๐Ÿ” 3893    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

I love just vibin with my wife while she streams

11.02.2026 04:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is my wife!!!

10.02.2026 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how are you so pretty omg ToT

10.02.2026 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

10.02.2026 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27993    ๐Ÿ” 12465    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 879    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1558

podcasts? audiobooks? maybe?

10.02.2026 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Explore Webcams - Sauces Bald Eagle

#BaldEagle #BAEA

10.02.2026 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Moody this morning, but I got to close 3 tickets when I signed in, so that's nice.

10.02.2026 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".

09.02.2026 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12652    ๐Ÿ” 5876    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 47
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Video game 'reloots' stolen artefacts, by reclaiming works of art from Western museums

Johannesburgโ€™s Nyamakop Studios turns African artifact repatriation into a bold heist game.

Protagonist Nomali and a crew of ordinary citizens reclaim 70 real-life artifacts taken during the colonial era.

The 30-person dev team includes people from Zimbabwe, Ghana, Nigeria, Ethiopia and Tanzania.

09.02.2026 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1377    ๐Ÿ” 567    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 62
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Explore Webcams - Audubon Osprey Nest

#Osprey #OSPR

10.02.2026 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm blessed to have you in my life as well ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•

10.02.2026 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

its the year of linux on the desktop and irc with the boys

09.02.2026 17:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 387    ๐Ÿ” 82    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"Your pets may not necessarily love it when you kiss and hug them"

Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.

09.02.2026 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4770    ๐Ÿ” 880    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49    ๐Ÿ“Œ 40

Take care of yourself

09.02.2026 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?

09.02.2026 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13174    ๐Ÿ” 1666    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 861    ๐Ÿ“Œ 274

โ€œIโ€™m mad I canโ€™t understand Bad Bunnyโ€™s lyrics because theyโ€™re not in Englishโ€

my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, youโ€™re just boring and racist

09.02.2026 05:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18092    ๐Ÿ” 4496    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 400    ๐Ÿ“Œ 410

I am, apparently, very European. Swiss German, even.

09.02.2026 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the xfinity jurassic park ad should get everyone involved fired

09.02.2026 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 139    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Havenโ€™t seen a Drake get rocked this bad since last Super Bowl

09.02.2026 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This game feels like โ€œcontent.โ€

09.02.2026 00:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#BadBunny's performers continued to dance and party outside the stadium after the #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow

09.02.2026 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17953    ๐Ÿ” 3586    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 150    ๐Ÿ“Œ 302
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halftime show

what a shot

09.02.2026 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20025    ๐Ÿ” 3465    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 97    ๐Ÿ“Œ 138

Mr Beast x Salesforce is the marketing equivalent of hemorrhoids teaming up with diarrhea

09.02.2026 02:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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