Woku

I hope that when he dies we can get like, a full autopsy of his brain (or whatever the term would be in this instance), I wanna see how much the worm ate

"there are only two-" OOOOOOO A NUANCE IS COMING TO GET YA. THE INFINITE COMPLEXITY OF THE WORLD IS STAGGERING AND INCOMPREHENSIBLE. EVERY STRUCTURE YOU DEPEND ON TO LIVE IS A FRAGILE AND MALLEABLE SOCIAL CONTRACT. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOOoOOOoooOooOOO!!

Seeing Christmas things in the shops in October:
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, IT'S OCTOBER. THERE ARE THREE OTHER HOLIDAYS IN BETWEEN--"

Seeing Halloween things in the shops in August:
"Yes. Good."

"My Brilliant Friend" by Elena Ferrante - 53%

... this woman is gay.

#booksky

Photo of Mr. Rogers captioned "I keep thinking that evil would like nothing better"

Photo of Mr. Rogers captioned "than to have us feel awful about who we are."

I just got to tell someone that it's not the system that's fucked, it's her coding. Which is not my issue.

after getting into a fight with a semi-colon for an hour.

People are coming to me with problems and literally all I want to do is go back to sleep. And maybe vidya.

Of course my day-job is to solve problems.

Please do not post pictures of protesters unless you have their consent. Take photos from behind them. Showing faces even with masks on just adds to palantir’s database that it gives to the police.

Solidarity with protests isn’t taking social media pics. This is serious stuff now

You cropped out the bunny ears

this isn’t funny. Seth Jarvises only do this when they’re under extreme distress

#RaiseUp

It's always easier not to think for oneself. Find a nice safe hierarchy and settle in. Don't make changes, don't risk disapproval, don't upset your syndics. It's always easiest to let yourself be governed.

I'm trying to take them seriously, I swear, but like. We have a giant baby with a nuke, and people who think we can sweet-talk him out of pressing the button.

D*ms in PR emails vs. in Reality

In a rare moment of truly meme-induced silliness...

Introducing Valley Paul, or: 🎶House Atreides boys are unforgettable🎶

I’m laughing my ass off NO ONE IN NATIONAL MEDIA FUCKING WATCHES OUR TEAM 🤣🤣🤣

#RaiseUp

Some days I am Cassandra.

Some days I am the dodgeball.

a woman says it 's me hi and i 'm the problem it 's me ALT: a woman says it 's me hi and i 'm the problem it 's me

Nah Taylor Swift is the problem

How am I supposed to work under these conditions*

*I'm tired and it's raining

The dead have a right to remain dead. An animated skin put over a computer model and given the same name as the dead son of grieving parents is a cursed golem and a full delusion. By interviewing the computer model, Acosta has asked us to accept this as true or real. Gun control deserves better.

Yeah, that's all

yeah can i get uhhhhhh one of those and uhhhhh fries. med-- large fries please. i meant large fries.

i would do the same tbh

yeah uhhhhhhh can i get a frosty? a strawberry one? y'all still have the strawberry ones, right?

Nintendo announced an Indie World Direct for August 7th.

It will be 15 minutes in length.

Another beautiful day in paradise

How is Michelle doing

Upper panel: A man driving a bus, subtitle reads "don't make me tap the sign" Lower panel: A sign that reads "Disabled people don't owe you their medical history"

For a Student Who Used AI to Write a Paper Now I let it fall back in the grasses. I hear you. I know this life is hard now. I know your days are precious on this earth. But what are you trying to be free of? The living? The miraculous task of it? Love is for the ones who love the work. —Joseph Fasano

For a Student Who Used AI to Write a Paper

People complaining about language change is so consistent and so fucking useless. You might as well be complaining about the tide or the sunrise. It's going to happen anyway.

Also, I’m convinced Golden is a queer anthem and I won’t be told otherwise!

“Oh, I'm done hidin', now I'm shinin'
Like I'm born to be
Oh, our time, no fears, no lies
That's who we're born to be”
#kpopdemonhunters