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this but unironically

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confidence is currently sky-high!

darnold-meter.com

This morning three ice agents were severely injured after a protester imitated a throwing motion, leading officers to pursue - later investigation revealed no object had in fact been thrown

cool stickies on a truck

@reforest-kelley.bsky.social spotted in the wild

*Feynman voice* I can't explain jacking off by means other than electromagnetic forces because I don't understand jacking off by any means other than electromagnetic forces

I would buy this

gwar performing Chappell roan's pink pony club on av undercover

GWAR takes us to Chappell Roan's "Pink Pony Club" in the latest episode of A.V. Undercover. Watch the full performance here: youtu.be/I5XR48KLE8I

Yay!

Congrats! Does this impact at all the Arcs Digital adaptation with Direwolf? Been very much looking forward to that

the official app of sports™

Fuck ice *and* the niners

damn nature is beautiful

the "the myth of consensual sex" meme where it's a couple saying they consent but then jesus is off to the side saying he does't, but it's been changed so it says "the myth of consensual urban transit planning" And the couple is labeled "city dwellers" the man is saying "we should make it easier to not drive here" The woman is saying "like building bike lanes or adding bus routs." And Jesus has been replaced with clip art of a farmer, labeled "someone who lives 1000 miles away and has no involvement whatsoever." and is saying "Stop trying to take my car away I will kill you" text at the bottom still says "isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?"

any discussion of city transit improvement online ever

GamemasterAnthony - 10 months ago So…here is to all of you, people who I would like to call friends, for giving this schmuck a chance to shine. Now…normally this is where we segue into a huge cake being brought in, but I think that since it will be my 50th once I am done typing all this out, I think we need to do something a little more… The door opened into what appeared to be one of the largest event halls in existence. Protagonists from every corner of the multiverse could be seen enjoying the merryment taking place…with a huge cake the size of a Gigantimax Alcremie as a centerpiece. (And yes…it was confirmed to be cake, not an actual G-Max Alcremie.) GamemasterAnthony - 10 months ago In the back, the kitchen was in full swing as Cooking Mama led a full on culinary assault to make sure people got fed. The likes of Ignis, Sanji, Chef Kawasaki, the Grand Meowster, Min Min, and more were filling orders of Gigantimax Curry, Strange Stew, Koopasta, and other dishes from across the multiverse. They were curious as to why multiple Big Bang Burgers were being ordered…until they saw Goku and Kirby in the crowd. The bar was packed as Durnan of the Yawning Portal was taking various orders for Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters, Johnny Silverhands, Black Holes, and other otherworldly cocktails as Moxie, Jill, Tifa, Rodon, Quark, and various other multiversal mixologists got to work. Meanwhile, various stages were hosting all sorts of bands. The Squid Sisters, Off the Hook, and Deep Cut shared one stage collaborating on "Anarchy Rainbow", Mina Mongoose and the Forget-Me-Knots appeared to be in a battle of the bands with Sex Bob-ombs, and one stage had to be sequestered from the rest because people knew how both Dethklok and their fans tend to get.

This man showed up on his own knowyourmeme page for his 50th birthday and continued doing the meme without irony. You have no chance of ever defeating him.

I’ve always felt like the original Homeworld would work extremely well as a tv show

Solemnly playing Lick My Lovepump at Marti DiBergi's wake

the people of this great republic yearn for locomotive transport

Joe Rogan: "Jesus was born out of a virgin mother. What's more virgin than a computer? If Jesus does return, you don't think he could return as artificial intelligence? Al could absolutely return as Jesus."

what’s more virgin than a computer

Hell yeah lets go @schuldberg.com

Would play

I have farmville friends everywhere

Didn’t realize IDIC stood for infinite dicks in infinite children

The opening text of Master and Commander, but its the style of a Zohran for Mayor poster. "April, 1805. Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him. Oceans are now battlefields."

Yeah :D

Still need more baseball?

We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

legolas…what do your lived experiences tell you

I regret to report I read this in a Justin Roiland voice