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Perry the Platypus?! You're here just in time! #Exvangelical #Athiest #Liberal #GoHawks

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I'm waiting on a reporter to ask Trump, "If our elections are so corrupt, how can America be confident you won the last one"?

15.02.2026 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 401    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 5
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🎯🎯

15.02.2026 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 20351    πŸ” 8330    πŸ’¬ 468    πŸ“Œ 344
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Says the guy who auctioned off little girls

Says the guy who trafficked little girls

Says the guy who raped little girls

Voter cheating, or electoral fraud, is extremely rare in the USA

Only 39 cases of voter fraud were ID'd in a recent election, a mere 0.000039% of over 100 million ballots cast

14.02.2026 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 11044    πŸ” 3478    πŸ’¬ 949    πŸ“Œ 227
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Or convicted felon or sexual abuser.

13.02.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 334    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 8
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Definitely never address him as president.

#USDemocracy

14.02.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2088    πŸ” 487    πŸ’¬ 186    πŸ“Œ 30

Not sure who needs to hear this but the voter fraud rate is a mere 0.000003%. Anyone telling you otherwise is making shit up so they can take away your right to vote.

14.02.2026 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 25422    πŸ” 8345    πŸ’¬ 649    πŸ“Œ 337
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Nothing to see here…just more criminals buying their way out prison.

14.02.2026 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2753    πŸ” 1338    πŸ’¬ 107    πŸ“Œ 90
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Color me woke as fuckkk!

14.02.2026 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 461    πŸ” 149    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 7

Clinton was impeached for an affair.

Nixon resigned over one burglary.

Trump has 34 felony convictions and 1 million mentions in the Epstein files. But he's still president???

The system is broken.

PUT HIM IN JAIL!!!

13.02.2026 08:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2172    πŸ” 466    πŸ’¬ 88    πŸ“Œ 17
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Jeanine Pirro files a $250,000 negligence suit in New York over a trip-and-fall Jeanine Pirro has sued Rye, New York, and utility company Con Edison after she says she tripped on a roadway hazard during a walk.

Jeanine Pirro has sued her hometown of Rye because she tripped and fell while walking. Rye has third-partied into the lawsuit Franzia wine, Seagram's gin, and Cutty Sark.
apnews.com/article/jean...

13.02.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1918    πŸ” 425    πŸ’¬ 271    πŸ“Œ 69
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#donaldtrump

12.02.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4489    πŸ” 882    πŸ’¬ 136    πŸ“Œ 70
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πŸŽ€πŸŽ€

13.02.2026 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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If Pam Bondi was a waitress.

12.02.2026 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5566    πŸ” 1917    πŸ’¬ 289    πŸ“Œ 216

Somehow we're going to have to create a path to open former Trump officials to tortious liability for the damage their actions have cauased in this administration.

11.02.2026 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 846    πŸ” 128    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 5

If the Spanish language triggers you, world flags anger you, and an uplifting message against hate sends you into a rage, you might be a white supremacist.

09.02.2026 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 841    πŸ” 181    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 10

I will not vote for any candidate who runs with "we need to move forward" and refuses to prosecute this administration for every single one of their crimes. Accountability is all.

07.02.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6944    πŸ” 1568    πŸ’¬ 323    πŸ“Œ 98
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Pictures of people referenced in the Epstein Files and their names below

Pictures of people referenced in the Epstein Files and their names below

So far …

05.02.2026 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1598    πŸ” 969    πŸ’¬ 180    πŸ“Œ 63

Since only US citizens can legally vote their is no reason for ICE to be at the polls it's up to the states to make sure every vote was cast legally not the federal government

05.02.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 612    πŸ” 132    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 5
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By such open manipulation it is so blatantly clear that #Trump must be desperate to hide his wrong doings for fear of the probable outcome.

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This... remember Pizzagate? πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ

05.02.2026 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 198    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 2
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πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡

04.02.2026 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5500    πŸ” 2263    πŸ’¬ 220    πŸ“Œ 106
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THOU SHALT NOT PROTECT PEDOS!!! WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SENDER’S NAME REDACTED?!?

04.02.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5836    πŸ” 1770    πŸ’¬ 265    πŸ“Œ 114
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I want to laugh at it but sadly it’s true.

03.02.2026 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 25022    πŸ” 8762    πŸ’¬ 970    πŸ“Œ 489

Dems flipped a Texas State Senate seat where Trump won by 17. This 2026 midterm is shaping up to be the most humiliating, disastrous, embarrassing midterm in decades for Trump and his ilk. You love to see it!

02.02.2026 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 400    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 1

given that all these people have had, you know, at LEAST seven years to prepare a vigorous and well-argued defense for appearing in the epstein files, it’s remarkable how much flailing is happening in public

01.02.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1248    πŸ” 145    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 6

One thing’s abundantly clear: a whole fuck ton of men should already be in prison with Epstein and Maxwell.

31.01.2026 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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we absolutely need to know who he sent this to. how is this something the public is being kept in the dark on???

31.01.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 20936    πŸ” 5024    πŸ’¬ 527    πŸ“Œ 296

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