@24fps.bsky.social
movie lover, cat caretaker, cancer survivor, childless millennial, shitposter, and student. PNW. he/they/idfc.
he means all Canadian built aircraft btw
get your bombardier and crj skycards leveled up while you still can
notice how they don't show anyone talking for more than a second and when they do it looks like dog eggs? yeah...
this is gonna suck hard
more like Darron Aronofartsky
30.01.2026 00:12 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gygax fell out of a tiny window and scratched my face on the way down. it's not too bad, just like 3 inches, and in my beard so not too noticeable
still hope i get a cool scar. gonna say it was a knife fight tho
a Safeway checkout screen with 4 TRANS OCEAN CRAB on the screen
good for them
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if you need to unfollow i understand
29.01.2026 02:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0a lot of scientific units don't make any sense, but they really nailed it with Geez
regular earth is one geez, a roller coaster is like three geez, going to space is 9 geez
it's a fantastic system
Leonard Cohen singing while wearing a suit and Fedora
Leonard Cohen on his 2008 tour in a suit and fedora
29.01.2026 00:57 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0gonna try something next post will look weird for me
29.01.2026 00:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this is actually the plot of my next horror novel, believe it or not
29.01.2026 00:32 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0podcasts got us into this mess, they're not going to get us out
29.01.2026 00:23 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1like, they rhyme internally right? but also the animals look alike so they like rhyme too. it goes beyond repartee
there are layers to this
shitposting is a brain disease
29.01.2026 00:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0is it bad i saw a video of some senator talking about a thing i ultimately support and my first instinct was to jump in the replies and say "damn u old lol"?
29.01.2026 00:01 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0oi blimey, guhv'ner!
28.01.2026 23:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0TIL tear gas is misogynist
28.01.2026 23:56 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0relevant again
28.01.2026 23:54 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0if i ever start a skeet with "Chaps," in earnest please send the text message that makes my phone explode and takes me out
28.01.2026 23:51 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0everything about this video screams "i used to sell shitty shake to college students"
it's like a student film project, but this is real life π
your bravery has inspired* me
*going to the McDonald's for my free big mac
cover painting for 'The Visitors' by Clifford D Simak a pair of tiny figures stand on a hillside while a gigantic black obelisk floats overhead the figures are captioned 'chatting on the timeline with your friend' and the menacing obelisk is captioned 'a total stranger about to drop the worst reply you've ever read
many such cases
28.01.2026 20:59 β π 6373 π 1308 π¬ 15 π 81It's Wednesday. You got this.
28.01.2026 13:42 β π 357 π 78 π¬ 9 π 9
Annie Wilkes from Misery is spiritually Millennial:
βͺοΈcottagecore
βͺοΈextremely toxic fandom
βͺοΈaggressive side part
βͺοΈweird childish curses
βͺοΈpuritanical, but also
βͺοΈhorrifyingly perverted
RIP Annie you would have been so good at BookTok
OH SO WHEN *SOMEONE ELSE* DOES IT
28.01.2026 04:44 β π 2600 π 531 π¬ 94 π 3
the would meme with the guy at a microphone as people fight around him saying "still never voting for Gavin Newsom"
i made something for this
27.01.2026 22:02 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
27.01.2026 05:36 β π 18872 π 6267 π¬ 925 π 1167
