Bismuth

I have played 5 minutes of Cook, Serve, Delicious! 2!! and I aged by about 13 years.

Not ready yet, maybe in a month

In the past couple of months, I have refreshed Schubert's Impromptu Op. 90 No. 2, then learned No. 3 and I just finished learning No. 4 and I'm really, really happy about that! Gonna attack No. 1 today and when I'm done, I will be able to play the entirety of one of my favourite piano compositions.

Of course Randall Munroe is knowledgeable enough about speedrunning to get the details right

You know what, I think I should buy an NFT

Nowadays whenever I see "Something Something — The Untold Story of This Thing" I immediately dump it as AI slop

Bismuth9 - Twitch 101% Speedrun with Znernicus!

I'm streaming a DK64 101% run for the next 6 hours! Come hang out with me and Znernicus (the WR holder and star of my last video series) twitch.tv/bismuth9

Hello, for the next hour and a half or so I'll be streaming some relaxing late night piano for people to fall asleep to twitch.tv/bismuth9

I think the game will be a very good speedrun, and I'm pretty sure the devs will embrace a speedrunning community forming around the game! I have already done some runs of the demo and I plan on taking care of the game's SRC page when it comes out.

To give you a fuller answer, I know some of the devs personally and I have given them my tips on what makes a good speedrunning game and imo the game's core movement mechanics tick many boxes. There could be some issues with pacing resets and autoscrollers but we'll see when the full game comes out.

Well, the demo already has a bonus objective for completing one of the levels under a time limit, so... 😉

YouTube video by Bismuth The Complete History of the Donkey Kong 64 101% World Record

Hello, it's me with a 3-hour speedrunning video youtu.be/2erH8Msu57g

Excitement for the release of Voidling Bound went from 10/10 to 801/10

Yum, must be really good with brown meat too

Boil some chicken breasts, cut them up with forks into bite-sized chunks, spread some mayo on the inside of the sandwich (optional but imo makes it way better), heat up the gravy, then simply make the chicken sandwich, cover with a generous amount of hot gravy, and garnish with canned green peas.

I second the hot chicken sandwich, you might have trouble finding these outside of Québec grocery stores but if you can, get this sauce (or another brand). The recipe is also very simple.

Thanks Mr. Google for illuminating us with your sacred information

Lanky Kong is by far* the fastest Kong

*for a limited time in controlled circumstances, and only when measuring their average speed on land over several seconds relative to their size

It misses you too

Classic memes but make it video game screenshots

I gotta admit, at first I was confused as to what happened on January 1st, 10945.

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT OR I WILL CALL THE POLICE!!!

Okay sure we have ChatGPT, but when's ChatGPS? You try to go anywhere and your car goes "Going somewhere? Here's some helpful navigational advice to get you going in the right direction! In 384 feet — that's 117 meters for you metric system users — turn right onto this random fictional street name."

Liberals in flames all over your comments prove yet again that the left can't meme

Whenever someone "times" something using video software timecodes and equates 10 seconds and 7 frames at 30 fps to 10.07 seconds, I immediately discard everything else they have to say

You'd be surprised how common this obvious mistake is

I have angered the gods and they are concentrating all of their wrath in a tiny patch of skin on my ankle

Absentmindedly scratched my ankle really hard and it felt amazing until I realized it was itchy because of mosquito bites and my ankle instantly started playing final boss music

Problem is, just like any drug, first it's insane and then you need it just to feel normal again

I NEVER DOUBTED HIM

I am now ready to declare Mario Kart World as having the best soundtrack of all time