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SNES Game Devs 🤝 Landlords

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Stream starts in 1.5 hours! We're gonna give my old man thumbs a little controller fatigue break and go a bit out of chronological garf game order today. Join me for a whole bunch of crappy Garfield Flash Games (and maybe one or two good ones) at 4:30 Eastern!

Jank lovers eatin' GOOD tonight!

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Stream starts in one hour! Tonight in A Month of Garfield, it's the inspiration for the whole month: A Week of Garfield! Come on by and let's see if I can actually beat a legendary piece of kusoge!

See you at 4PM Eastern!

Super Erect Taisen S-EX // Dynamic Pro // PC-98

Super Erect Taisen S-EX // Dynamic Pro // PC-98

A screenshot of a tweet by MikeMinton that says: Mike Minton @MikeMinton This is not true. There is no plan and no one has approached us to run ads from ICE.

Twitch currently has no plans, nor has it been approached to run ads for ICE in the USA, according to Chief Product Officer Mikey Minty.

“Home is Where the Eggs Are”

If you think giving up a luxury is the same as quitting your job and giving up your income, then it is clear you aren't being serious.

You're just searching for people to yell at because it makes you feel like you're accomplishing something. I want to disabuse you of the notion that you are doing something of value at the moment.

Because you're arguing with the wrong person. I don't support Amazon or ICE. You're yelling at streamers on bluesky because you know Amazon won't listen to you. Is your goal for everybody who depends on twitch to make ends meet to give up their income?

If you're just searching keywords looking for people to get mad at, you'll succeed every time.

Get ready for this infernal raid

I didn't even get to see the original. That would have been funny to see. I just get the joy of seeing everybody quote retweeting a quote retweet subtweeting about the original.

I'm not gonna retweet the thing about the ICE ads on twitch because I fundamentally do not respect anybody stupid enough to think that streamers control the ads on their stream. I'm begging you to read a book without pictures.

Please fax me some

so @spriters-resource.com is asking for nice anecdotes in advance of their relaunch and i wish i had something more personal than "it's been an invaluable resource as a pixel artist" but more than anything i can't stop thinking about this one time @authorblu.es had me do a quick sprite edit

Also I had the intrusive thought of "Fire Emblem Baseball AU" and I'm just saying Fire Emblem could make a killer baseball game.
The pieces are already there,

I don't have anything clever to say. You're a bad person and things like this will be universally viewed by history as ghoulish. I hope this embarrasses you in a way that haunts you forever.

I'm far too employed to understand the point of videos like this.

A YouTube suggestion for a video titled "I HATE MARIO KART WORLD" in all caps with a thumbnail with "It's Bad" in giant letters.

Bro, I'm so tired. I'm so tired.

That collection lookin pretty ample, if you ask me.

The guy from Lord of the Rings?

QUEST 64 ENJOYERS, COME THROUGH

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Yeah yeah, i'm streaming tonight but DID YOU KNOW that tomorrow starts "A Month of Garfield: AUUUUUGH-ust 2025?" because it HAS to start on a monday. At least one janky-ass Garfield licensed game per day for the entire month!

Thought i wasn't doin' AUUUUUGH-ust? Think again

A cartoony illustration of raccoons doing a lot of different activities at night in a pine forest.

It’s a raccoon party! A lovely commission I just finished

Who needs em?

I haven't played Frogger the Great Quest but it's on my list to check out. I have a lot of patience for games like that, so I think I could enjoy it, but your experience takes away some of that hope.

THANK YOU. Everything about this game is frustrating, which is a shame because it is structured in such a way that it had the potential to be extremely cool. But it just *is not fun*

That's been a lot of days lately. Wake up too late because my sleep has been fucked, swear I'm going to focus for a bunch of hours, end up just getting distracted by every little thing, then its dinner time and oops I gotta stream.

My time with Ubisoft has closed, and I'm looking for new full-time work! I have game accessibility experience from indies to AAA.

Looking to make your games accessible for disabled players while honoring your creative goals? please reach out!

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(Signal boosts appreciated!)