mike

uhhh no you wouldn’t know her she goes to another echo chamber

don’t know what any of these fuckin hashtags do

WIP of Kagra, the orc cleric of Lathander, a 3D printed miniature base coated in silver with gold trim and red and white detail. She has a silver shield with gold trim, green skin and black hair, and a bad attitude

WIP of Kagra, the orc cleric of Lathander, a 3D printed miniature base coated in silver with gold trim and red and white detail. She has a silver shield with gold trim, green skin and black hair, and a bad attitude

been a while #paintingminiatures
#dnd #minis #miniatures #d&d #minipainting

from our Orc City trip: our guide popped out of an Orc tunnel to jokingly scare the vets. Elf King yelled at him for 10 min.

“you better go in disguise” is a chilling line as it implies the teddy bears have a personal vendetta

hey girl. watchin our bard fk up persuasion checks made me think how i fumbled u. u coulda used some gentle Guidance but i was such a critical miss. see u on the re-roll

she: i like your jeans!
my brain: do not deflect, engage with the compliment
my mouth: thank you! they are 32” waist 34” leg 🙂

“white boy summer” why dontcha “whrite” to ya mumma. she misses you

evelyn waughluigi

She: “I’d like you to tell me what warhammer is next time we’re together plz”

a terrible mistake

im the regional radio dj who keeps giving Vengaboys airtime in 2025. i will never stop. i dont know how….

meeting her parents with “ah, so it’s your fault”

Mikes signature “haunted treetrunk” physique with bitter red scratches across the upper chest

see dogs don’t do this

my parents at 38: with the birth of our second child our family is complete
me at 38: chain mail sounds good. but then id lose my dex bonus. hm

showing your age now Meg these days they just send traumatising Snapchats

Mike and his spotty face and his short greying hair

the barbershops i feel comfortable in (bc nobody expects me to talk) were closed so i had an anxiety attack and went somewhere trendy i was the eldest by a full generation and was accidentally given a haircut intended for a 13yr old

she doesn’t like trains or dinosaurs (???)

very crude pen drawing of a t-Rex happily driving a steam train

down so bad she got me drawin hyperautism

My face

Michael Shannon

michael shannon-ass pic

made the mistake of telling my boss my goblin died to a withering touch and now he won’t stop laughing at me. its been two weeks

going to work early to get a head start on crying in the toilet hash tag grind

Mike in a dark grey t-shirt with the Kill Team logo

shirt just screams “here to help :)”

“hm. not something I have strong feelings about!” - my response to all stimuli

thats that me distresso

Mikes dumb face and stupid blue eyes

they are accusing me of harbouring puppy dog eyes

villain held at swordpoint: [hissing] strike then! finish it

my warrior widow: [lowering blade] he wouldn’t want me to

my inaudible spectre: what no fuck him up

see??

oh this [gesturing to heap of shit] its my signature look

Cropped WhatsApp convo: She, at the bottom of a cropped flirty photo: Kachow motherfucker My response: Heavens

why am i like this

Mike is outside in a raincoat and it’s shit out there pal

got out of bed for this