Jamie the Amiable

From another place.
Read it in Yoda voice whilst trying to avoid the grammar.

I knew a chap called Cliff once.

He lived his life on the edge.

To fire at his citizens.

Trump states, "Smart people don't like me."

Ipso facto.

"If you like me. You're dumb. "

Love it.

Is it okay if Facism can fuck right off please?

We had enough of that shit 1st time around.

Please seek out the video showing María Corina Machado being told she has won the Nobel Peace Prize. A moment that will melt the coldest heart.

And then watch Trump lying stating she called him to say he deserved the award more than her. A moment that makes me feel sad for all of us.

Probably C Minor if I had to guess.

Andorra need never worry then.

That's no way to talk about Mexico.

Just some of the Autobots who are now dabbling in the stock market.

High immigration levels damage communities, Kemi Badenoch warns The Conservative leader says society is in danger of fragmenting unless concerns are acted on.

Let Five House Farage set the agenda.
Then FOLLOW it.

That's the spirit.

BBC News - High immigration levels damage communities, Badenoch warns
www.bbc.com/news/article...

UK will leave ECHR if Tories win election, Badenoch says The European Convention on Human Rights has become a focal point in debates around changing immigration policy.

Which blithering idiots are advising them?

They need to be less like Reform, not more like.

BBC News - UK will leave ECHR if Tories win election, Badenoch says
www.bbc.com/news/article...

And a partridge in a pear tree.

Happy Saturday all. Treat yourself to a bowl of Cheesy Chips.

Storm Amy is blowing a gale.

Which doesn't sound right.

Now, having received MS Project training, I now fully understand why HS2 was 47 years overdue.

There is no dessert better than Syrup Sponge pudding and Custard.

That is all.

I read that the other way around first.

Happy Monday, lovely people.
Happy Monday.

Except if you're an awful person.

In which case.

Sod off.

There's a joke in there somewhere.

I extend my deepest condolences to anyone who has dropped a Chocoloate HobNob in their tea.

Oh no. There is a bottomless pizza restaurant opening.

I'm doomed.

He will SO get the Nobel Peace Price for that.

We've all been there.

And pronouns.

1 more for 100 followers. Can anyone, other than a bot, help me out?

1800% would be more accurate.

Yeah. Including islands EXCLUSIVELY populated by Penguins. He da man.

Squeezing it like that, no wonder its eyes are wonky.

He's stopped 18 wars, don't you know?