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Recovering lurker, here for some light relief from, y'know, everything. She/her, jam first

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Paul McCartney - We All Stand Together (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by PaulMcCartneyVEVO Paul McCartney - We All Stand Together (Official Music Video)

Team Frog! 🐸✊ #NoKings

18.10.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dog owner on life with a 13-stone Alaskan Malamute Amy Sharp's Alaskan Malamute Mal is more than twice the average size of a dog of his breed.

What a beaut! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

13.10.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Top Sundaying

12.10.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Two teas, one teabag

12.10.2025 09:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really? Nobody's going to say it? Fine, I'll say it. Oh my!

09.10.2025 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Perfectly put

26.09.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We sometimes take a few days off work but don't tell anyone - 10/10 would recommend

16.09.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A ridiculously long thread is how a lot of us found you - long may they continue!

15.09.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I chastised a colleague for suggesting it earlier this week, now sitting here in a hoodie eyeing up my sofa blanket....

14.09.2025 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A timely reminder to ALWAYS look beyond the headlines from HM The Queen of Debunking - a great way to educate those who don't bother πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

07.09.2025 09:48 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from lightning tracker, big storm coming my way!

Screenshot from lightning tracker, big storm coming my way!

So very excited right now πŸŒ©οΈβ›ˆοΈ

07.09.2025 07:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stunning detail, beautiful!

29.08.2025 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is no question. Only kebab.

26.08.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Watchable (agree on Tom Hardy) but the highlight for me was the theme tune, now firmly embedded in my playlist πŸ”₯

16.08.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of BBC headline which reads "Dog who helped police Queen's funeral dies after car crash"

Screenshot of BBC headline which reads "Dog who helped police Queen's funeral dies after car crash"

Not to take away from the sadness of the story, but how fast was he going? #ambiguousheadlines

19.07.2025 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also thinking "I'll remember that" (then promptly forgetting) because you forgot you installed a notes app for precisely this reason

07.07.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cat Jump Fail with Music Sail by AWOLNATION 1
YouTube video by Viral Videos Cat Jump Fail with Music Sail by AWOLNATION 1

Just been reminded of this beauty - never not funny

05.07.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Doesn't matter how old you are, peeling a satsuma in one piece is still hella satisfying

22.06.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of Zuck in twatty smart glasses followed by a post from Actual Names citing someone called Sterling Wanker

Photo of Zuck in twatty smart glasses followed by a post from Actual Names citing someone called Sterling Wanker

Outstanding juxtaposition on my timeline:

20.06.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a blue tank top is making a funny face Alt: Villanelle from Killing Eve

Villanelle

15.06.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A haiku about the weather:
Oh, the excitement
Thunderstorm warning issued!
Aaannnnddd, disappointment
#ukweather #fuckall

12.06.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Attention @weratedogs.com πŸ₯°

26.05.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I suppose that money will go towards determining if 3 is in fact the "magic number" - world's gone mad πŸ™„

19.05.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
BBC Headline reads "Women's World Cup to expand to 48 teams from 2031"

BBC Headline reads "Women's World Cup to expand to 48 teams from 2031"

Surely that's a reduction...? #ambiguousheadlines

10.05.2025 07:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Couldn't help but read that in an Irish accent

04.05.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone else see Dave Grohl at first glance...?

21.04.2025 09:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

20.04.2025 08:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Dr. Seuss Rap: β€œMr. Brown Can Moo! Can You?”- Performance by @jordansimons4
YouTube video by Jordan Simons Dr. Seuss Rap: β€œMr. Brown Can Moo! Can You?”- Performance by @jordansimons4

This is tremendous πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ youtu.be/3qOif1tEDZ0

13.04.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
BBC headline reads "Escaped XL Bully found and put down after shooting"

BBC headline reads "Escaped XL Bully found and put down after shooting"

Anyone else picturing a large dog wielding a firearm before succumbing to armed police?

13.04.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
It's all a massive tit for tat battle. China are supplying the tat. America are supplying the massive tit.

It's all a massive tit for tat battle. China are supplying the tat. America are supplying the massive tit.

Flimflamman wins the internet today (from the comments section on a tariffs article on the BBC website)

09.04.2025 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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