Team Frog! πΈβ #NoKings
18.10.2025 15:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@thewastedbrain.bsky.social
Recovering lurker, here for some light relief from, y'know, everything. She/her, jam first
Team Frog! πΈβ #NoKings
18.10.2025 15:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What a beaut! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
13.10.2025 19:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Top Sundaying
12.10.2025 15:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Two teas, one teabag
12.10.2025 09:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Really? Nobody's going to say it? Fine, I'll say it. Oh my!
09.10.2025 12:57 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Perfectly put
26.09.2025 18:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We sometimes take a few days off work but don't tell anyone - 10/10 would recommend
16.09.2025 17:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A ridiculously long thread is how a lot of us found you - long may they continue!
15.09.2025 15:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I chastised a colleague for suggesting it earlier this week, now sitting here in a hoodie eyeing up my sofa blanket....
14.09.2025 11:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A timely reminder to ALWAYS look beyond the headlines from HM The Queen of Debunking - a great way to educate those who don't bother πππ
07.09.2025 09:48 β π 9 π 7 π¬ 0 π 0Screenshot from lightning tracker, big storm coming my way!
So very excited right now π©οΈβοΈ
07.09.2025 07:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Stunning detail, beautiful!
29.08.2025 04:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There is no question. Only kebab.
26.08.2025 16:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Watchable (agree on Tom Hardy) but the highlight for me was the theme tune, now firmly embedded in my playlist π₯
16.08.2025 20:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Screenshot of BBC headline which reads "Dog who helped police Queen's funeral dies after car crash"
Not to take away from the sadness of the story, but how fast was he going? #ambiguousheadlines
19.07.2025 05:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Also thinking "I'll remember that" (then promptly forgetting) because you forgot you installed a notes app for precisely this reason
07.07.2025 13:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just been reminded of this beauty - never not funny
05.07.2025 20:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Doesn't matter how old you are, peeling a satsuma in one piece is still hella satisfying
22.06.2025 15:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Photo of Zuck in twatty smart glasses followed by a post from Actual Names citing someone called Sterling Wanker
Outstanding juxtaposition on my timeline:
20.06.2025 15:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A haiku about the weather:
Oh, the excitement
Thunderstorm warning issued!
Aaannnnddd, disappointment
#ukweather #fuckall
Attention @weratedogs.com π₯°
26.05.2025 13:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I suppose that money will go towards determining if 3 is in fact the "magic number" - world's gone mad π
19.05.2025 16:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0BBC Headline reads "Women's World Cup to expand to 48 teams from 2031"
Surely that's a reduction...? #ambiguousheadlines
10.05.2025 07:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Couldn't help but read that in an Irish accent
04.05.2025 15:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Anyone else see Dave Grohl at first glance...?
21.04.2025 09:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π₯π₯π₯
20.04.2025 08:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is tremendous πππ youtu.be/3qOif1tEDZ0
13.04.2025 17:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0BBC headline reads "Escaped XL Bully found and put down after shooting"
Anyone else picturing a large dog wielding a firearm before succumbing to armed police?
13.04.2025 15:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's all a massive tit for tat battle. China are supplying the tat. America are supplying the massive tit.
Flimflamman wins the internet today (from the comments section on a tariffs article on the BBC website)
09.04.2025 10:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0