Bryan Blessed

Paid-in-kind kinda gig.

5 jobs I've had:

Shortbread packer (not a euphemism)
Broth watcher (not a euphemism)
Checkout boy (not a euphemism)
Pallet stacker (not a euphemism)
Bumfun cockmaster

Apprentice and Traitors chat represented by a Temu Big Bird and some weans and me represented by an old lady who's just wondering where the next drink is coming from.

I wonder if the Foo Fighters are gonna play at his memorial

Rongo Sturr.

John, Paul, George, and Rongo.

You'd think so. You'd be wrong though.

ikr?

Truly, the 90s were a foreign land.

While I'm doing Smiths adverts, this advert for Scampi Fries was apparently very quickly banned, for very obvious reasons. The fact that it ever even got made shames our species indefinitely though.

Yer da only puts half of the wee blue packet of salt in his Smiths Salt 'n' Shake crisps.

The best advert for the English language is its having a word specifically for getting yeeted the fuck out a window.

Wow. I really hate Nazis.

Like, I fucking *hate* the cunts.

Yeah. I've deleted my account. I had a look and it's just not worth it.

The cartoon filth lads can always be relied upon as early adopters.

I just like new stuff and I'm getting desperate for an IG alt. Reserved my screen name if nothing else!

Mad that Flashes haven't made an Android app yet.

All the cool kids are using it! Business Insider told me so!

Homer realises that money can be exchanged for goods and services.

Oh. I got paid?!

I forgot I get money now and again for enduring this capitalist nonsense.

Art by Lar DeSouza…

*Love* that tape of Johnson calling his tailor for bollock-friendly slacks.

Chuck Schumer's roomier trouserbacks.

The big question everyone is asking of the Democrat leadership tonight is what the actual fuck, lads? After that though, we're all asking where can we get us a pair of Chuck Schumer slacks with extravagant arse space provision like these?

Cunt, Rob Schneider's missus is divorcing him.

This is amazing. Honestly, unbelievable.
I mean, wow.
How was he not already divorced??

Yourself but as a cartoon

And then sell the gas to the capitalist pigs and use the money to buy more tractors? I like your thinking.

Everyone over the age of 8 gets a tractor then. Settled. This can't possibly have any downsides like millions dying needlessly whatsoever.

Sounds bourgeoisie. Application denied.

I'm thinking about starting a Bluesky 5-Year Plan. How exactly should we make Bluesky great though?
• Maximise Bluesky steel production?
• Collectivise Bluesky agriculture?
• Rearm Bluesky?
• Rapidly industrialise new Bluesky accounts?
• Increase Bluesky grain quotas?
• Something about tractors?

Snowcat! 😺❄️

I'm taking this as a threat.