Matt Kristek

Daunchey Dell

Homers forbidden donut piece

Homer earring the forbidden donut anyway

My forbidden donut

Oh no, my son is saving his last morsel of donut for after dinner, but I want it nowww

actual official laurels for 2025 NY liftoff film fest

waitwait hang on these laurels are cooler. liftoff.network/new-york/

official selection laurels for the 2025 NY Life-Off Film Fest

Hey neato! 🎥🎞️

Glad to see the good folks over at IMDb know not to leave any holes in my oeuvre. I had a lot to say about my mistreatment on the set of Transformers: Fall of Cybertron (2011).

Lights Out, Three Worlds, One Cut: Behind ONE FALL’s Ambitiously Humble Music Video There’s a lot going on in “Lights Out (Love and Class Warfare)” — a new track from Boston’s own melodic punk powerhouse ONE FALL's new EP, Cut & Dry. It’s short, loud, tightly written, and full of bit...

I did a BLOG. On my WEBSITE. On the Information SUPERHIGHWAY! www.mattkvideoeditor.com/post/lights-...

YouTube video by ONE FALL ONE FALL - Lights Out (Love and Class Warfare) - Official Music Video

Wow! @onefallma.bsky.social dropped a rad new EP today, along with a rad new video. Says here it was directed by… ME, Matt Kristek. Huh!

youtu.be/wwNKtdhN-B4?...

JD Vance with everyone who likes him.

What if we talked all night on the PepsiPhone™

Somehow, the Switch 2 eShop has already been inundated with shovelware

New year new ‘tude

Here’s to the last Christmas before the next four 🥂

Was just flipping channels, and came across A River Runs Through It right at the part where they find the river that runs through it

Welcome aboard

Scan me in, I’ll bring you a pizza

I have also decided to pardon Hunter Biden

Oh no, I am playing this

They should invent a holiday season that’s relaxing

Battleblock Theater and Pit People were bangers. They announced recently that all their old games are coming to current gen, and apparently they put out a new game last month?

I’m glad it’s back, but I don’t think it needed some of this stuff?

tbh I only just kinda like computers but that bumper sticker was sold out

A can of Brawndo, the thirst mutilator

Don’t talk to me til I’ve had my morning Brawndo

Now playing: Wild Bastards.
S’pretty good!

My car looks a lot like Tim and Sam’s car from Detroiters. Gonna celebrate with a big ol’ hot dog bowl.

I propose ‘flavorbs’

Whoever decided on calling them ‘meatballs’ was really phoning it in that day

From the archives:
Tony The Tiger In A Bad Mood