Matt Kristek

omg just stumbled on the PERFECT name for my next born 🥰

Daunchey Dell

Homers forbidden donut piece

Homer earring the forbidden donut anyway

My forbidden donut

Oh no, my son is saving his last morsel of donut for after dinner, but I want it nowww

actual official laurels for 2025 NY liftoff film fest

waitwait hang on these laurels are cooler. liftoff.network/new-york/

official selection laurels for the 2025 NY Life-Off Film Fest

Hey neato! 🎥🎞️

Glad to see the good folks over at IMDb know not to leave any holes in my oeuvre. I had a lot to say about my mistreatment on the set of Transformers: Fall of Cybertron (2011).

Lights Out, Three Worlds, One Cut: Behind ONE FALL’s Ambitiously Humble Music Video There’s a lot going on in “Lights Out (Love and Class Warfare)” — a new track from Boston’s own melodic punk powerhouse ONE FALL's new EP, Cut & Dry. It’s short, loud, tightly written, and full of bit...

I did a BLOG. On my WEBSITE. On the Information SUPERHIGHWAY! www.mattkvideoeditor.com/post/lights-...

YouTube video by ONE FALL ONE FALL - Lights Out (Love and Class Warfare) - Official Music Video

Wow! @onefallma.bsky.social dropped a rad new EP today, along with a rad new video. Says here it was directed by… ME, Matt Kristek. Huh!

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JD Vance with everyone who likes him.

What if we talked all night on the PepsiPhone™

Somehow, the Switch 2 eShop has already been inundated with shovelware

New year new ‘tude

Here’s to the last Christmas before the next four 🥂

Was just flipping channels, and came across A River Runs Through It right at the part where they find the river that runs through it

Welcome aboard

Scan me in, I’ll bring you a pizza

I have also decided to pardon Hunter Biden

Oh no, I am playing this

They should invent a holiday season that’s relaxing

Battleblock Theater and Pit People were bangers. They announced recently that all their old games are coming to current gen, and apparently they put out a new game last month?

I’m glad it’s back, but I don’t think it needed some of this stuff?

tbh I only just kinda like computers but that bumper sticker was sold out

A can of Brawndo, the thirst mutilator

Don’t talk to me til I’ve had my morning Brawndo

Now playing: Wild Bastards.
S’pretty good!

My car looks a lot like Tim and Sam’s car from Detroiters. Gonna celebrate with a big ol’ hot dog bowl.

I propose ‘flavorbs’

Whoever decided on calling them ‘meatballs’ was really phoning it in that day