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Did it call itself the N word?

11.08.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Of course these assholes are going to drag aid access into this for selling the pills.

11.08.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did the Chinese buy their navigation systems from Temu?

11.08.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So Police should knock the hell out of everyone, rather than everyone knocking the hell out of the policeβ€” like what happened on January 6? Like when he wanted his supporters to do?

11.08.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So you’re saying that he’s a rent boy?

08.08.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œMs. Doyle, who grew up in London and holds a bachelor’s degree in politics and French from the University of Leeds, was taken off Ms. Stefanik coverage after notifying her editors that she was dating a member of her staff.”

Nobody is covering Elise these days.

Like, nobody.

08.08.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been saving for a very long time to buy a place, and I don’t feel confident in doing that now.

06.08.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He can always explain it away by saying the people who showed up live in a blue dot in a red state. There’s always an excuse.

05.08.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I absolutely love the spoofing of Trump’s handwriting

05.08.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a striped shirt is yawning in a bathroom . ALT: a man in a striped shirt is yawning in a bathroom .
02.08.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gender affirmation looks different on everyone

30.07.2025 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(Also, fuck these losers)

28.07.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If turning patients away for care because you think your moral objections are more important than doing your job, please don’t go into healthcare. No one needs you there.

25.07.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This isn’t enraging at all!!!

24.07.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œthe party being led by jeffrey epsteins best friend wants to repeatedly examine your childs genitals” is a true statement

23.07.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 17557    πŸ” 5057    πŸ’¬ 181    πŸ“Œ 134
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What did you think?

20.07.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, but Trump makes it impossible for people to question if anything they are seeing is actually real.

He’s inserted a level of mistrust into the concept of transparency that makes it impossible for it to be seen objectively.

18.07.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TACO THURSDAY

18.07.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The chronic venous insufficiency means that his hands are bruise magnets. The makeup means that no one loves him enough to tell or help him colormatch

17.07.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Creating cliffhanger after cliffhanger like we are in an episode of his damn TV show

11.07.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The label on Dr. Bronner’s Castile soap makes more sense than this

09.07.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I loathe Russell Vought and his benefactors

08.07.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Think of all those penguins having to pool their sardines to buy sorghum

08.07.2025 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can I have Russell’s cell phone number so that I can text him my thoughts about this bill?

07.07.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Of COURSE there’s a letter with his sociopathic signature

07.07.2025 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s just trying to stay relevant and the hopes that people start buying his cars again. He’s in deep water and can’t innovate his way out of it.

06.07.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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