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Chris kent

@stlsgreatest1.bsky.social

Recovering Hacker • Former NatSec Terror Threat Investigator • Storm Chaser • Tornadoes or terrorists, I've spent most of my life hunting things that may kill me.

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Latest posts by stlsgreatest1.bsky.social on Bluesky


The state of America is fckd up. How absurd is it that in America in 2026, they'll still let anyone make a baby, no questions asked, but you have to have a license to fish!!

25.02.2026 19:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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So disappointed.

25.02.2026 19:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I made an ambigram of my first and last name. It's kinda crazy because there's 5 letters in "chris", but if you turn it upside-down, my last name only has 4 letters. But it works.

25.02.2026 17:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon drawing of a throne with a green and purple button ALT: a cartoon drawing of a throne with a green and purple button

49 years ago this week the "pinball number counter" animation debuted on Sesame Street.

25.02.2026 06:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No shit?

25.02.2026 05:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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18-year-old drunk on hand sanitizer attacks police officer An Ohio woman is facing charges after police say she punched an officer in the face while under the influence.

Now that's a headline...
www.firstalert4.com/2026/02/23/1...

25.02.2026 05:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not gonna lie, I had to look up "excoriated".

25.02.2026 04:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My mistake. Apologies.

25.02.2026 04:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Im sure there's a place for those restaurants in the breakfast market. I've just never woke up and thought "I should should start my day off with some Whiteys." I should have clarified my point.

25.02.2026 04:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My daughter, ratting me out to her mom for making a few "minor" additions to her diorama for school:
Daughter: "He added buildings and people and made a whole scene."
Her mom: "Well your Dad's the best at making a scene."
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Ha ha, smart ass.

She doesnt even know I added lights yet.
#DadLife

25.02.2026 04:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As someone with years of training at spotting deception I simply can't watch Trumps #SOTU. It's overstimulation of my senses on a grand scale.

25.02.2026 02:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The urge to watch the #SOTU to get context for the next SNL cold opening skit.

25.02.2026 02:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hawley is correct, rapists never take "no" for an answer.

25.02.2026 02:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There are Epstein victims in the audience at the #SOTU . Trump will be so turned off since they are adults now.

25.02.2026 01:58 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Nothing about "Taco Bell breakfast" sounds like a good idea. The same goes for Subway and White Castle in my honest opinion. But to each his own.

25.02.2026 01:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Have any of my St.Louis friends been to a concert at The Factory? I'm just curious how it is because I just bought tickets to see The Black Keys there.

25.02.2026 01:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ok internet, you know what to do. Drop ICE an email and let them know what you think. If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the problem.

25.02.2026 01:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yup. I got really good at setting the cruise and driving with my knees while I found the CD i wanted to hear.

24.02.2026 05:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

$1400...for a haircut? Damn. I guess things in Cali really are insanely overpriced.

24.02.2026 05:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is it really so civilized, these days?

24.02.2026 05:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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As someone attempting to learn to play rock songs on the ukulele I can tell you that this kid playing the guitar solo from "Free Bird" on a uke, is possibly one of the most amazing things Ive ever seen.

24.02.2026 01:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That proves that it was always the intent of the administration to use these people to break the law. That 100% qualifies every person in that chain of command for a RICO charge. It's a shame America doesn't have one good attorney with the balls to go after them.

23.02.2026 23:17 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Thank you for your attention to this matter...

23.02.2026 23:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Sticker law is complicated.

23.02.2026 22:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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That was me.

23.02.2026 22:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That's a "crazy trifecta". So basically Secret Service shot a mentally ill person who's only crime was wanting to shoot another mentally ill person.

23.02.2026 20:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do warring times affect the sale military themed toys? Just curious.

23.02.2026 20:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Oh no! Someone should warn Bono.

23.02.2026 15:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just heard someone call a corndog, a "meat Twinkie", and I may never recover.

23.02.2026 14:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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If heaven is real, this is what mine would look like. 😍

23.02.2026 14:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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