Soft In The Conch

I spent 20 minutes in line at Kohls to return that other person's misdelivered clothing. Did I earn my good deed badge for the day?

It's pizza roll recommendation time...it's pizza roll recommendation time.

Goomay popcorn to the rescue.

I want to eat like a hobbit. #secondlunch

I have been watching my figure.

You're 1000+ years old?

Delete that app. It's owned by a nazi!

OK, I found it online. So much for best day ever. www.kohls.com/product/prd-...

It looks like two women's baby doll t-shirts. So yes!

This is one for the books. LL Bean sent me someone from New York's Kohls order as a return with a note saying, "At this time, we are unable to identify the item you returned to us as an LL Bean product." What does the Kohls King
@bigfattyonline.bsky.social think of that?

Someone drew a smile on his stomach with lipstick.

The American health system at work. I had a referral to an ENT, and with no expiration date. I held off on making the appointment until I needed to, and surprise, it expired October 15. Now to get another referral, I have to have another appointment with my PCP just for the referral.

Not in this economy.

It's a war on Chrima. You better believe it.

One of the next Air Buds hails from San Diego. www.usatoday.com/story/pets-a...

The Chrima displays were not up at Albertsons. I told the checker I thought it would be by now. It was still autumn displays.

The first Marilyn had the worst wig!

If the drivers in my neighborhood won't brake for a grown man in full daylight, those kids don't stand a chance out there tonight.

I was just listening to the Young Frankenstein version of Puttin' on the Ritz and had a flashback to Junior High when our music teacher played that version teach it to us for a Spring performance, and we had no idea WTF to make of it. "Pu'en-oh-nuh-riiizzz"

Are the Christmas candy displays up yet? I can't be seen eating Halloween peanut butter cups when it's less than 12 hours to Christmas season.

I never leave the house without first putting on my face.

YouTube video by WB Kids Looney Tunes | Abracadabra, I'm an Umpire! | Classic Cartoon | WB Kids

Abracapocus! youtu.be/NoSVnc-7eTk?...

Why do cable modems all come as a tower? Why do they think people want to stand them up?

I hate that im addicted. Why not just stop looking at it instead of deleting it? I’m hooked I.

I ditched Facebook some time ago. Now I’m thinking of dumping Instagram because it’s becoming flooded with nonsense AI videos. 🙄

I'm so glad I'm untouchable, otherwise I'd never make any progress on the piano.

I’d like to give them my good, gosh and gay.

What a deal!

I always have a hard time during my piano lesson, then later I n the evening, I have a breakthrough and problem spots clear up. I don’t get it.

Even that seems unnecessary. Who isn't going to sign it?