@softintheconch.bsky.social
America’s favorite nobody™️ I like tiki bars/cocktails, Exotica music, Palm Springs and mid century modern design.
Remember when not going into starvation mode was key to not gaining weight? And now the answer to losing weight is intermittent starvation.
21.02.2026 00:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh not those things.
20.02.2026 20:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0When will they invent the self-cleaning floor?
20.02.2026 20:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Put some alcohol on it. Like gin.
20.02.2026 20:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Old movies too. I was interested in watching classic black and white mummy movies. You can't stream them for free anywhere. I'd watch them with commercials, but I'm not paying full price to rent that. No sale!
17.02.2026 06:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0There’s a button on the opposite side. Directly across from the others you’ve shown.
09.02.2026 21:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is there still time to be selected for number 3? Cue the senses music.
09.02.2026 18:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0All they have to do is move one of the buttons so you don’t press them simultaneously.
09.02.2026 18:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s big fatty’s multi level marketing scheme.
09.02.2026 05:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who was the number 3 fan? Fucked up!
09.02.2026 05:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You need a good retort. Like Zeus be with you?
06.02.2026 02:57 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0I want to replace some janky electrical sockets and maybe all the light switches in the house to something sleek. I could probably do it because I have replaced one light switch a while back and nothing caught fire yet, but do I want to do it? I’m not sure.
05.02.2026 23:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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05.02.2026 19:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Yes
05.02.2026 19:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0There is. Someone took a snapshot of their screen n
05.02.2026 18:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There is a pic. I tried dm’ing it but blue sky doesn’t support pics in a dm. Why not?
05.02.2026 18:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0But I appreciate them calling my attention to the matter.
05.02.2026 05:03 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Well now I’m not either.
05.02.2026 05:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Horny weather.
05.02.2026 02:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve never heard of BJs…that’s what she said.
05.02.2026 01:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Those pies are huge. And someone is suing them over the claim their chickens aren’t preservative free.
05.02.2026 01:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wow people on the San Diego sub Reddit are really roasting the NBC weather rat because they could see his wiener through his trousers on the 6 o’clock news last night. They think he needs underwear.
05.02.2026 01:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 7 📌 0They never once broke their rule. Not since 1979.
04.02.2026 21:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Are we overpaying retail?
03.02.2026 22:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Am I the only person that doesn’t have a Costco or Sam’s Club membership?
03.02.2026 21:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0No more beans
02.02.2026 16:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Been in the kitchen all day making roasted carrot soup and marinated homemade beef jerky. I haven't even gotten to tonight's dinner.
01.02.2026 20:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I’m wearing shorts!
31.01.2026 00:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m not feeling it.
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