We The Purple

Thanksgiving is like The Purge for turkeys.

Turkey laws don't apply today... stay safe, turkeys.

Also, whenever I try to look something up now, most results are products from online stores, however tangentially connected to my search.

We hebben een serieus probleem...

Een serieus fruitprobleem!

I like how the rabbit-related chat group is "real life" but not twitter.

Why the "Freaky Friday" reference? Do they think Mamdani and Trump swapped bodies?

My old printer insisted it needed new toner for about 4 years straight, regardless of which new toner I gave it. (It printed just fine too, it just liked to complain I guess.)

Yeah, "skeet" is awful, so cringy. That's why I call them skrotes.

Did you watch Life of Chuck? I think we're all figments of Trump's imagination and he's dying and every crazy fucking thing happening is just neurons in his diseased head firing all at once.

That's the only reasonable explanation I can come up with.

it's ok to say it as long as it's without the hard t at the end.

😂

I'm sorry but I think the Strangers Things cast are starting to look too old to be playing kids in the new season.

He's always been a staunch critic of greed and wealth inequality, even as a handsome teenage drifter living in his best friend's parents' house.

Maybe his balls should have obeyed his orders.

teenage mutant ninja clown posse

Fuck Marry Kill: Win Lose or Draw, Press Your Luck, Family Feud

[passenger next to me starts putting on Air Bud] Are you mad at me?

Yeah, he's had a weird grudge against windmills for years, it's so bizarre, but we don't talk about it enough because it's merely one of the many many bizarre things about him. The list is so long and tiring.

Ugh... Mendays, amirite?

There are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions.

boi-oi-oi-oing

Only one person can save him now

Sharp Hero

Let's go, money cat!

Omg, the actor who plays Dr. Sturgis on Young Sheldon??

I hope this email finds you caught beneath the landslide in a champagne supernova in the sky

Zeldo is the boy, Linka is the girl.

“Baby, don’t worry, it’s not a worm” he death-rattled with a weird quivering voice that sounded like a shovel being dragged over pavement.

Madonna has a sister who looks more like Madonna than Madonna