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translator in berlin, probably under a cat right now horror | film | TV | ๐ŸŽธ | video games | cats | donuts ๐Ÿฉ you get the idea he/him

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I'm now googling images of her and laughing at how she TOWERS over everyone. I never noticed the height difference in The Crown, they must have given everyone around her platform shoes or something

07.08.2025 08:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry ๐Ÿ˜‚

06.08.2025 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watch anything else.

06.08.2025 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[predator voice mimicking human speech] "therrmal buuuutt priiiint"

06.08.2025 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man wearing sunglasses stands in front of a shelf with golf magazines ALT: a man wearing sunglasses stands in front of a shelf with golf magazines
05.08.2025 10:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This was my issue with The Illusionist too. Edward Norton plays, ostensibly, an illusionist but none of his illusions are actually reproducible, they're all done with CGI. Ironically, The Prestige, which has ACTUAL magic in the movie, shows off more real sleight of hand and reproducible illusions.

04.08.2025 14:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeeeeah

That video is fascinating. A grim exploration of parasocial relationships and exploitative influencer culture... A Black Mirror episode come to life.

01.08.2025 13:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That was the fastest milkshake duck I've ever experienced, never having heard of this guy until now then scrolling down ten seconds later and seeing this ๐Ÿ˜“

01.08.2025 12:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What do you mean? Triangle Strategy and Dragon Quest XI S: Echoes of an Elusive Age Definitive Edition are perfectly cromulent names.

31.07.2025 13:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tuesday the 13th

#MildHorror

31.07.2025 08:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

kidnaps

30.07.2025 07:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is the pre-existing condition "being born in Gaza"?

30.07.2025 07:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Getting "Sully's room from The Rehearsal" vibes

29.07.2025 15:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Zwei Hauskatzen! In der Catloaf-Sitzposition

29.07.2025 11:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Zwei Hauskatzen! In der Catloaf-Sitzposition

29.07.2025 11:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, but I'd just waste that half hour googling "what do hot dogs taste like" anyway

28.07.2025 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Guess" what's happening under that skirt, nobody knows

28.07.2025 11:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Her legs are a Lovecraftian geometrical nightmare.

28.07.2025 11:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Omg, I just binged every single of one this guy's tiktoks ๐Ÿ˜‚

27.07.2025 09:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a story, Nu Metal Weeb, ha ha ha

26.07.2025 09:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh no, not Vienna!

25.07.2025 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Does my tie look ok? It's not too wide and stupid, right?"

exhausted director: "Yeah, it's great, let's go"

25.07.2025 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Known pawdophile, Air Buddingham III

24.07.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mulder, She Scullied

24.07.2025 13:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But seriously, my to my myspace.

24.07.2025 13:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is why I think that if it's ever revealed Trump is on Epstein's list (which is already asking a lot), MAGA will almost certainly pivot to victim blaming and arguing that 14 isn't THAT young when you think about it. It's not the final straw people make out to be, they're all VERY ok with pedos.

24.07.2025 13:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"For factual information, please upgrade to our Premium Package!"

24.07.2025 10:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sex and the City but the city is Flavortown

24.07.2025 06:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've never understood the hate that vocal fry gets. I love how it sounds and naturally do it all the time too. It's only weird in the rare cases where someone is unconsciously overdoing it to an extreme degree.

24.07.2025 06:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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