EiDave

Not in an airport. That is federal turf.

What can you do inside of an airport? A lot different than being out on the street.

Everything must be covered in gold

Mamdani is Muslim, that’s the problem. He endorses him, he loses AIPAC money and the Jewish support of his NY district.

Dead Man’s Party, Oingo Boingo

Not sure if this will help, but anything at this point.

Yes...

They're calling him the most French man in history

I don’t mind italian leftovers, but anything else, not so much. I prefer to cook fresh.

Condiment packets from local fast food joints

Candy necklaces?

There’s actually an interesting groove in there, but the lyrics are terrible

There’s actually an interesting groove in there, but the lyrics are terrible.

It’s actually a little bit less than last year’s buy.

ILLEGAL

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

Since we NEVER get any kids, this year I put up decorations and made clear we’re open for business. So anyone who dares up my driveway will be rewarded with FULL SIZE candy bars!

That is nice and the non-leather strap isn’t too sporty looking.

That I understand, I was only addressing the dress watch for evening wear.

For many it is a time and space problem. Urban apartment living makes a lot of that difficult. Lack of freezer space for any bones or scraps awaiting stock making and lack of outdoor space for compost or herbs.
Only in retirement did I find time for those extra things, otherwise I used store bought

Exactly.

That’s asking a lot of the average home cook, like composting or an herb garden.

Good Christian girl there…hands all over a married man, too tight faux leather pants, fake acrylic nails and someone else watching the kids.
Next week lip injections, fake cheek bone implants and rubberized boobs.

Not what they’ll call them

Especially if you stock up on chicken/vegetable stock while it’s on sale or BOGO.

I never got my check.
And who do I talk to about this 5G chip in my head? Damn thing never seems to work and I don’t get the secret ANTIFA messages.

Just craziness!

Good job on the whistle blower. Keep one with you at all times. Marine whistles are cheap and stupid loud.

I love kids. I have two of them. They’re amazing. However, kids are the absolute least self aware, clumsiest little puffins on the planet.

Please don’t drive tonight unless you have to, and if you do drive, drive super slow and pay 100% attention at all times.

Happy Halloween! 🎃 👻 💀

#PublicHealth

Sure, but this is the reason why Farage has a career in politics at all: because he was recruited by the Sun, the Mail and others as a figurehead for whatever terrifying outrage horseshit they were pushing in any given week. One of a cast of thousands of tame wingnuts, who rose through the ranks.