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Lander Vex, CSO, USS Hippogryph

@artificer-trill.bsky.social

He/Him, Demi/Ace. Just another lifeform with some dreams. Love to build, design, create. Solicitors and redcaps get blocked.

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Latest posts by artificer-trill.bsky.social on Bluesky

It's easier to understand reality these days when you explain it like a comic book movie.

09.02.2026 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Possibility of change" from conservatives LMAO

09.02.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Except they voted for a Trump-hugging, anti-LGBT, war-crime supporting super-conservative. That's not confidence, that's just more ignorance. I'm super disappointed in Japan.

09.02.2026 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Each season their forehead spoon gets noticeably enhanced.

09.02.2026 06:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll take three toaviche please and thank you.

08.02.2026 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I googled what the shittiest metal was and it said gallium so that's what medal he wins.

08.02.2026 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn, I needed "with tears in their eyes" for a bingo.

08.02.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can live with it.

08.02.2026 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I cannot WAIT to see how they deal with that race's lore. I have some SERIOUS concerns lol

08.02.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's just toast with... less steps.

08.02.2026 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a blue shirt says " i saw what you just did " in white letters ALT: a man in a blue shirt says " i saw what you just did " in white letters
08.02.2026 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't give them the blessing of the soil. Send their atoms back into the universe to be remade.

08.02.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Woody Guthrie -- I Ain't Got No Home/Old Man Trump by the Missin' Cousins
YouTube video by The Missin' Cousins Woody Guthrie -- I Ain't Got No Home/Old Man Trump by the Missin' Cousins

A guy so un-racist, Woody Guthrie wrote a song about his racist slumlord dad.

youtu.be/jANuVKeYezs?...

08.02.2026 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When did being carried by giant birds stop being an Olympic event category? I might do rather well at that one.

08.02.2026 06:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean... you can sound it out phonetically and sound like a muppet, but it literally is just the "ia" being "ai" so...

08.02.2026 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This. I treat all "chatbots" like they are actually people pretending to be chatbots because I have trust issues from too many people not being genuine online. I'm nice to actual "robots" or automated things in real life though, so I'm probably still safe after the AI uprising.

08.02.2026 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why do I think he's going to ask me if I've seen any launch codes around?

08.02.2026 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"lol I hate my spouse so much"

08.02.2026 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't let him see this or he will try to sue Sisko and invade Bajor.

08.02.2026 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's what I mean, not even his "position" just the way the room looked. Even with it probably already ransacked by goons that's just never how things "looked"

08.02.2026 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kong has more empathy, and orangutans are far more intelligent. This post is demeaning and insulting to apes everywhere.

07.02.2026 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LMAO so you want the vote split more.

07.02.2026 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't get what you're saying. So you want a lot of people to pick from, from which you only pick one, and if many people pick different people then it won't "matter" who got "picked" because everyone will still cry that "theirs" didn't get picked and vote for them anyway?

07.02.2026 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was a prison guard for a while and that's NOT how suicides look at all.

07.02.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I tell them to save it, to go tell the victims, that the guilt and shame they feel is deserved and they need to feel it for the full duration, because all the victims of their ignorance had to.

07.02.2026 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Because that matters when the person not "picked" can run anyway and still split the votes LMAO

07.02.2026 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, lets hope for many more options to keep splitting the vote up and allowing fascists to win.

07.02.2026 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a star trek uniform looks up ALT: a man in a star trek uniform looks up
06.02.2026 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait a minute, you're not the Onion...

06.02.2026 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In a triangle of finger-pointing, all are guilty.

05.02.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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