Cool Ronch

A picture of my sweet dog with a bandaged front paw

But this guy is a fucking champ. He’s the best to ever do it.

We took our dog to upper park today and within minutes he had a fishhook stuck into the side of his toe. The emergency vet had no availability so we took him home, pushed the hook through his pad so we could snip the barb off and pull the hook out. It took so long to do and sucked so hard

I’m not mad I’m just disappointed

Modelo should sell 8 oz cans for people who just want a few small beers

At this rate, he’s gonna top the 90 under 90 list

Congratulations to some guy in NY. I regret to inform the rest of you that you’ve snoozed and losed.

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Thanks to the soundtrack to the latest TMNT movie, my five year old son has really gotten into M.O.P.’s Ante Up and DMX’s Party Up. I think he might be ready to try beer

(Grabbing another dad by his collar) Fool, what you want? We stiffling fools

I’m still cracking up the Musk thinks it’s remarkable that he sleeps 6-8 hours a night

More like the World Sorrys for taking so long

RIP Huell!

They made that character so goddamn cool as it is, and then they had him hand Modelos to Bob on two different occasions, absolutely decimating the coolmeter

It’s Friday, so you know what that means: time to drink a few small beers

When you get a new synthesizer, they should give you the day off from work so you can play with it

Is that an actual skeleton in the back seat?

If this get implemented I’d like to do a vow renewal

Hammy Sagar

Screenshot of an article with text that reads: WIVO Rockford Illinois man arrested after pretending to be rocker Sammy Hagar Jim Hagerty Tue, October 21, 2025 at 9:17 AM CDT Accompanied by a picture of a dude with a candy corn shaped head, crazy white hair, and a Hawaiian shirt. He looks like an overweight Sammy Hagar.

I didn’t know I couldn’t do that?

Hamlet 3

Aneurysm and “Stress” by Justice are two all-time examples of songs that sound exactly like their title

People act like all the men are gone. The men are attending protests. The men are putting together scooters for their kids. The men are getting a set of turntables for the first time. The men are buying Nikes. The men are getting super into noir. They're not Nazis and they're fine. Keep your freaks.

Look at this thing! You know you want it!!

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Love to see other Rons shining.

Evidence that I’m a dumbass is mounting. Sucks to find out that Nazi’s get to claim skulls and that I’m a gullible rube in the same day

I finally saw a pic of the tattoo in question and I genuinely had no idea that’s Nazi imagery. It just looks like a skull! Are you telling me every person alive eventually decomposes into a Nazi tattoo? That sucks!

You guys think they tested for asbestos? Mesothelioma would be a pretty funny way for old Donny to go

I knew he’d appreciate the gravity of the situation

Has anybody reached out to Dave Matthews Band for comment on the Trump dumping shit on people video?