Dog Eggs

god (Boise State Fiesta Bowl)

pre-workout cigarette for energy and focus
post-workout beer for rest and recovery

thus spake the prophet

I'm not so much proud of what just came out of my ass, I'm more concerned and afraid

this is the post that'll get you verified, because it's your first good one

peeing out whole chunks of piss

pulling my pants and underwear down before shaking your hand so you know I'm trustworthy

Woke up with a full set of teeth and fingers again.

i don't see why they can't do all the track and field events at both olympics. put a coat on

a pound of fish is worth two in the bush

you gotta burn some stuff to increase the concentration of carbon dioxide, it's all about balance

like fart directly into your mouth

or maybe

be yourself brother

for the love of the game

tell your cat I said "there's food in your goddamn bowl"

sneaking into your house so I can listen to you chewing on crackers

almost time for my annual ass washing

you know how when you shave your butthole your farts sound different? well anyway your mother and I are getting a divorce

jeez I didn't have "Hannah's bingo card" on my bingo card

I would say the best thing about poop is the smell, but the second best thing is the taste

it's electric

default dick, custom balls

would you eat a human if it was humanely hunted?

ultraverts enjoy people-hunting

I hope you sit on your balls today and you die from it

I come from a long line of peasants and sex freaks

getting into animal husbandry for all the wrong reasons

for you maybe, but not for me and my homies, we all smell fresh

the first part of this is like a meditation, the second part not so much