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@zerodynamic.bsky.social

flatulent bipedal hominid

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Latest posts by zerodynamic.bsky.social on Bluesky

what's a good string of murders to commit for someone who's just getting into serial killing?

07.08.2025 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when my dentist puts her fingers in my mouth, I lick them, AS IS MY RIGHT

06.08.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

gnalmart is now selling replacement limbs, toes and fingers you can just glue on, no doctors needed!

06.08.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

it's ok to save up your pee all day so it reabsorbs into your bloodstream, that way you can eject it from your eyes to fight off a predator

06.08.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

as everyone says "just Bing it"

06.08.2025 11:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

somebody needs to

05.08.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I buy my gasoline from sketchy sushi places

05.08.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

they said you have to cum back

05.08.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I won't, I think

05.08.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the cum factory called, it was about the incident

05.08.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you can't miss with a quality post like this

05.08.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Excuse me. The pile of shit in my backyard is for human shit only. I saw you throw a dog turd over the fence into the pile. That's not what we are doing here. This is an art piece about human waste. Here is your dog turd. I suggest you take it home and eat it.

05.08.2025 11:47 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I asked chatgpt how to get more microplastics in my body and it said to kill myself? grok is this right?

05.08.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hold on, I'll look into it

04.08.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

have you heard of that one podcast?

03.08.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh yeah, you know me, I'm into sexual intercourse, big time

03.08.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

smoking gun? yeah I'll take a hit

01.08.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the left is completely silent on poo poo pee pee

01.08.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 607    πŸ” 82    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 9

things are returning to the way they used to be

01.08.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

but what about the second part

01.08.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

know what else produces wind? ass

01.08.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sometimes you push your pee out, other times it just falls out on its own, no one knows why because the bladder-urethra system doesn't come with a user manual, we all just have to figure it out as we go (pee)

01.08.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

currently getting my wiener slapped at costco

01.08.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yes it's a lock-opening lime (I don't understand what's happening here)

31.07.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it says a lot

31.07.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

maybe the backstreet boys were inside us this whole time

31.07.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The person who invented the video game joystick has disappeared, they down right up and left.

31.07.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3875    πŸ” 1360    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 28

that's correct

31.07.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

farted so hard I chipped a tooth

31.07.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

consider a reptile

31.07.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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