Geno's Pizza 🍕

cool pissings

I'm gonna get a giant dick carved on my tombstone

commit a much more serious crime, then you won't have to worry about the ticket

I call every guy "Jeff" and every girl "Kelly" if those aren't your names, oh well

Turds: The Social Network for Sewer People

what very funny th--just kidding I think about it hourly

I knew a guy who did bi's and tri's on the same day; he's dead now

make sure your I's are dotted and also your T's are dotted (because you're dumb)

were you injured in a farting incident? you may be entitled to anal compensation

MilfHunter: Crossbow Edition

to the tune of "put your head on my shoulder"

we couldn't afford a field goal kicker, but we got a field goal licker which should be just as good

picture a naked person, but with clothes on -- that's what I'm like

pooping manually by hand

finally, I've been waiting for tummy time all day

instead of the mustache, consider the Hitler soulpatch or the Hitler neckbeard

clicked this to see if anyone produced the image this caused me to form in my brain

LL Cool B (Ladies Love Cool [cold] Beer)

introducing lunch banana: the banana you have for lunch!

won't someone think of the children (to beat)

If you use json to communicate you can make it easier for humans to read without sacrificing any interoperability, might help simplify your implementation

(first human to ever see a river) i’m going to take a dump into this

how'd the second pee get in there?

sorry I'm late, I was

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we'll see

it's important to have a cat, or at the very least, a small cat

exceedingly awkward amount of cheese, bordering on comical

when you actually *really* properly have a good think about it, it *is* a bit weird that a whole bird comes out of an egg, isn't it?

they should serve beers at work for the fellas, and also for the ladies

keep your government hands off my dick, balls, taint, and ass