vati 🐍🔞

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thank you!! 😊❤️❤️ I will

thank you!! gotta have kbbq on a birthday....

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happy birthday to ME!!! 🥩🥩🥩 card drawn by @pascals-chimaera.bsky.social

a sadistic seme is, at their heart, the little kid who pushes you on the playground because they have a crush on you and they don't know what to do with it

the thing about sadist semes is that they're actually yandere/tsunderes. only the enlightened will understand.

What I wanted, how I felt about what I was doing, it never mattered. #bg3 #astarion

it really is a "pair the spares" move but it works for me because they're both unwanted/dismissed by their respective father figures... both too "weak" and "womanly".... they actually have a lot in common

Vellioth even fits in as Veronica.... their death kicking off the whole plot.... (Tav is Mr. Cellophane LMAO)

I rewatched Chicago the other day (one of my favorite movies) and I was like wait.... feisty curly-haired blonde.... serious and professional older one with a raven bob...... the blonde one steals the other's master plan......... it's fucking cazstar again. 🧎

x.com/kotono2077/s... boxers CONFIRMED btw......

yes LOL elvish turned sideways

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thank you!! 😊 it was fun to experiment

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ukiyo-e style experiment

Heated Felony.

it sucks so bad, now I have to be suspicious of every comment instead of simply taking joy from them

funniest thing is when they're like "I can bring your vision to life! more people will be interested if you add an illustration" like bro I can actually draw LMAO if I wanted an illustration to be there then I would've made one

I haven't posted on AO3 in a while and I didn't realize there were so many AI commenters trying to get you to buy AI commissions 💀💀 the devil has touched even the most sacred places

flaccid agree......

there's something sexy to me about the dick being just barely hidden

the historian who lives in my head is doing this to me constantly. I don't have shoulder angels or devils it's just a "well actually" guy

every time I assert any historical fact I'm afraid some historian is gonna come out of the woodwork and say "you idiot. you buffoon. you're 100% wrong in every way. I'll fucking kill you." and then put a dunce cap on me and parade me through the city streets while everyone jeers

so I guess to revise my answer I would say the most canon-accurate underwear would be black boxers

it's hard to get in-game panty shots because it's dark/bloody/nasty but if you look closely you can see that he is wearing separated hose on each leg that is connected by a string belt at the top. the darker middle section is the braies tucked in. see other pics for historical examples:

in my reference books I also see the "braies" garment referred to as "drawers" or "breeches" so I think this is like the corset/stays/bodies issue where multiple terms were used for the same item of clothing (depending on the geographical area and the preference of the historian)

Vati can I get your expert opinion on something…do you think Cazador would wear underwear? What kind, if he did?

— Ok you came to the right place... infodump incoming... based on his character sprite and historical garments, I think tetratto.com/post/2725363...