vampire princess magdeline

i just personally think that royals deserve to be forced to take it before their entire court as they sob and pant and beg for mercy

the best part is when she returns to the throne and tries to pretend like nothing happened, like her torn-open clothes and the cum dripping down her thighs are normal. a girl giving orders and decrees in that shaky, freshly-violated tone, trying to hold back tears is a really pretty sight i think

bad news. your elegant and regal queen is drooling her brains out around my glove and rutting herself against the floor and calling herself a stupid broken whore because i slipped an aphrodisiac into her drink and now the economy is probably going to collapse because your monarch is ruined forever

im so normal. im so normal imso normal. im so normal

wiped its nose just now & saw a tiny spot of blood on its finger. the cycle begins anew

i know we've never talked about it on here but nuclear throne is literally my favourite game ever. i hope fish has two eyepatches

hey @bunnyhound.bsky.social

UPDATE 100 IS REAL

twins

ohh it was an at-home lobotomy

happy moaning her name while pawing off friday to all who celebrate

i hate how so much comfy clothing has a brand logo on it somewhwre i dont want to be an advertisement

found a christmas ornament someone gifted to me and the former roommate

in car civilization, you either drive 15 minutes to the chicken, or you drive 30 minutes for the beef

thats what happens when you drink 8pm monster silly doll!!!!!!

i would never hurt witches. whoever said im using them as living batteries to power my radiant flaming deathray machine is lying and the manacles you found in that compartment are for. something else entirely

inhale my spores. surely you will not regret inhaling my spores

did u know if you stick your fingers far enough in a girls mouth while you're wearing rubber gloves you can *really* feel her throat tensing up and squeezing around your fingers when she gags and it feels a lot like fingering her

that's really nice, sweetie. now be a good toy and open your mouth please ♡

u can download the albums fur free on their bandcamp btw

no in that context ive only ever said i'll survive or usually "i can tank that"

what does that mean

pee smell like coffee

in the. pets and kissing chamber

long as you never deign to think of touching her in that way, you're morally pure. and she's obviously taking the right course of action

having sex w ur wife is incest shes literally your legal family. thats why u should fuck other women's wives instead

kinda crazy that kim jimmy kept larping as siblings to scam people then going home & boinking while still calling each other by their characters' names. kinda real fur that

i'm so base bunny coded. i would knock on a pilot's door and yell things like "you need to be out there and fighting!!!!!!" and they would be scrambling to get their pants up and i would know what was happening. I would do things of that nature.

no. this has to stay up as a mark of shame