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@emmalabizarre.bsky.social

no, I’m from New Jersey- I only work in outer space. (she/they) (librarian for nerds, scrappy comic relief on Jeopardy season 39)

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Latest posts by emmalabizarre.bsky.social on Bluesky

I love the Pats and Mike Vrabel but also fuck yeah on this

09.02.2026 03:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Drake Maye might do better when he’s old enough to drink. Or vote. Maybe drive.

09.02.2026 02:34 — 👍 111    🔁 9    💬 5    📌 0

Pokémon absolutely the best commercial

09.02.2026 02:02 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

The AI ads have ground me down so much that when there was an ad for just the concept of Pokemon, I wanted to give it 500 Clios.

09.02.2026 02:02 — 👍 297    🔁 21    💬 3    📌 2

that was an incredible pokemon commercial

09.02.2026 02:02 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

thank you bad bunny for allowing all the thirty eight year olds on bluesky to do the leo pointing meme at the television

09.02.2026 01:36 — 👍 1538    🔁 172    💬 16    📌 13

🇺🇸 🇵🇷 🇺🇸

09.02.2026 01:33 — 👍 268    🔁 12    💬 1    📌 0

Kid Rock has not even started playing yet, btw

09.02.2026 01:33 — 👍 937    🔁 40    💬 32    📌 9

Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny

09.02.2026 01:32 — 👍 5516    🔁 956    💬 27    📌 30

RICKYYYYYYYYYY

09.02.2026 01:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This halftime show is so JOYFUL

09.02.2026 01:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hated everything about that Dunkin ad

09.02.2026 01:01 — 👍 1272    🔁 49    💬 44    📌 11
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Donate to Support for Washington Post international employees, organized by Michelle Lee Among the hundreds of journalists laid off by The Washington Post on … Michelle Lee needs your support for Support for Washington Post international employees

Former Washington Post journalists have launched a GoFundMe to help repatriate fired staff members who are effectively stranded in foreign countries.

One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home.

Abolish the billionaire class:

08.02.2026 04:37 — 👍 6986    🔁 3656    💬 162    📌 452

Someone please make a supercut

07.02.2026 23:21 — 👍 30    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0

They’re replacing Will Lewis with TUMBLR PORN BAN GUY and I am going to walk into the fucking sea oh my god

07.02.2026 23:22 — 👍 133    🔁 29    💬 2    📌 0
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Man I thought I was the only one having this problem and then I called my pops who told me he was trying to get settled tonight to “watch the football game” and I was like, the Super Bowl? That’s tomorrow?

“Oh shit, you’re right.”

07.02.2026 23:30 — 👍 73    🔁 2    💬 5    📌 3
A 2 panel sketch disgram of a 1 meter tall pod. in the second panel, an oval section pops off and a demonic little face with short tentacles flies out, crudely drawn.

A 2 panel sketch disgram of a 1 meter tall pod. in the second panel, an oval section pops off and a demonic little face with short tentacles flies out, crudely drawn.

My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.

07.02.2026 18:39 — 👍 8984    🔁 2778    💬 75    📌 88
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🚨Minneapolis Police gather up DILDOS to throw back at protesters from the street after they were thrown into the street to protest ICE, creating quite the scene.

LIVE NOW ⬇️

07.02.2026 18:38 — 👍 1246    🔁 531    💬 125    📌 137

We are more than the data which describes us

07.02.2026 16:04 — 👍 103    🔁 27    💬 2    📌 0

They are in one of the best places in the world to eat food but can't go out either because Italian food is too exotic, or because they know they would be booed.

Not just the VP, not just abroad. Key members of the Trump cabinet live on military bases (Hegseth, Noem, Rubio, Miller).

07.02.2026 19:33 — 👍 990    🔁 330    💬 48    📌 21

This deserves to be spread as far and wide as what happened to Renee Good and Alex Pretti.

apnews.com/article/immi...

07.02.2026 18:07 — 👍 282    🔁 191    💬 2    📌 3

my friends ask me why I like to read chunky history books to relax and this is why (I think it was @iwriteok.bsky.social who in a Bastards podcast that “we have never been stupider than we are now” is both a curse and comfort )

07.02.2026 16:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How much people everywhere are basically the same. Human experiences are universal and we have soooo much more in common than we have in difference

07.02.2026 12:39 — 👍 1122    🔁 152    💬 16    📌 10

Josie I am president of my UU board this year, and the month I started, in our weekly reading through the Bible session we got to Moses being fed up and asking God for a committee of elders to help because he was fed up 👀

07.02.2026 16:15 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That or going heavy for NY senate

06.02.2026 19:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”

Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.

06.02.2026 04:11 — 👍 42804    🔁 7421    💬 1069    📌 1891

I convey my shaping fandom forces to people by noting that my mother gave me the Esther Friesner edited “Chicks and Chainmail” humor anthology at 13. It took me a remarkably long time to discover Pratchett, given that fact… (and I finally got Mom to read Discworld once she retired 3 years ago.)

06.02.2026 19:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Reminder that ICE facilities are supposed to be civil, not criminal. And yet they have been designed under Trump to be concentration camps so terrible detainees will choose “voluntary” deportation rather than continue living there.

This is evil. And history will view it—and its participants—thus.

06.02.2026 18:40 — 👍 448    🔁 202    💬 13    📌 11

Woke 2 is firing on all cylinders and ahead of schedule, I didn't have "the president has to retract his nakedly racist social media posts" on the calendar until july

06.02.2026 18:04 — 👍 4576    🔁 480    💬 53    📌 15

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