Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologist

Well, if we ever find ourselves in each other‘s part of the world, you’ve got a gigantic hug reserved for you.

If you learned how to back up in a car by putting your arm over the passenger seat and turning all the way around to look out the rear window … what strength are your reading glasses?

Achievement Unlocked: Demonically Queer

You are now permitted to never sit in a chair the “proper” way again.

(giant monster werewolf hug)

Ok the Turkish delight metaphor is funny. But I don’t agree that you’ll be alone and unloved.

Oh not THAT way. Too bad, I was willing to be the oppressor. 😁

Burn baby, burn! :)

I don't encourage illegal activity. But if someone were to share this article so we don't have to have an Atlantic subscription to read it, that would be in the public interest.

Indeed. Your bonfire is approved. Try to time it for when there are a lot of Teslas there.

Those damn professional ethics mean we keep the supervillain sessions secret. If you find them, the password is "GrokAI".

(And I keep my alter-ego a secret - I've seen too many furries treated badly. But I'm here, and looking forward to reading your e-book!)

We like the #LexCorp office tower. We LIKE the office tower! :)

I'll ask Miss Tessmacher to have install more fire sprinklers installed.

Hmm. That would align well with our mission to burn down anything we don’t like. You’re hired!

Are you attending the session on Assessing Evil in Supervillain Candidates?

@delusionalnewt.bsky.social If
you want a break from reality, we’re hiring at #LexCorp. Come
be a supervillain with us!

Yes ... sleep is so essential, and yet it's so hard to get!

Yay for an hour of chilling in the closet! I took a 2 hour nap, that seems to have fixed some things.

Gut health has a powerful influence on mental health.

Yogurt.

I hope @aoc.bsky.social has more guts than all the bland Democrats who sat and listened quietly to Trump, like the good little obedient opposition party. Otherwise we are truly fucked.

At what point will Democrats start showing some civil disobedience? Trump and Musk don’t care if you protest, or if you give speeches and have committee meetings. You need to shut things down.

OBSTRUCT. SHOUT THEM DOWN. FORCE THEM TO DRAG YOU OFF IN FRONT OF THE CAMERAS.

Then do it again.

Me too.

I’ll trade American politics for French politics any day!

Ok look. I talk fast. I have ADHD. I’m telling you this because I swear I walked into the board meeting and said “I’ll be right back I’m gonna pee and get some coffee”, and NOT “I’ll be right back I’m gonna go pee into the coffee.”
#facepalm
#OCandRL

Food is overrated.

A lot of people are posting things that need the hashtag #justfollowingorders

Newt Goth look good.
Newt is the Darkness.

We love you too!

Welcome to the stupidest possible timeline. This is from Google Maps, accessed from the US.

What I feel like doing every time Democrats say they wrote a letter or started an investigation. You’re spending your time saying a dog can’t play basketball, meanwhile he’s dunked on you 10 times and has a sneaker deal with Nike.

PLAY. TO. WIN. Bend rules. Break rules. Start trouble! Obstruct!

Semi naked time is the best time.