Colin Matthews

Who robbed the Louvre?

a man wearing a hat and trench coat says " does your dog bite ? " ALT: a man wearing a hat and trench coat says " does your dog bite ? "

Breaking: French Police have assigned their top detective to track down the jewel thieves.

I was dreamin’ when I wrote this.
Forgive me if it goes astray.

Watch out for that piranha!

My short story ‘Single Cask’ is featured in this incredible new horror anthology! The Kickstarter is already full funded and you only have 7 days left if you want early access & exclusive content. Check out the Kickstarter below before it hits the shelves!

Consumed: a spine-tingling, 380-page horror anthology. 𝐀 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐫. 28 bone-chilling, food-obsessed tales that will devour your nerves. Do you dare taste the terror?

Heading towards our stretch goal! If you love smart and thrilling horror, then you need to check out Consumed while you have time. www.kickstarter.com/projects/229...

How dare you, sir! How very dare you!

Is rhubarb a fruit or a vegetable?

In small doses and with extreme caution.

WHO LET THE CHART OUT?
WHO, WHO, WHO, WHO…

Wow. Just wow…
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Thanks, David!

🙏

Thanks JP! 🙏

Thanks, Jennifer!

Thanks! 🙏

Thanks, Leah!

Thanks, John!

Thanks, Traci!

Pitching my true crime TV series to one of the big 3 streamers tomorrow.
All good vibes appreciated.
#scriptsky

Promo for consumed, an awesome horror anthology now available through Kickstarter

Help us bring this horror anthology to life this Halloween. There’s no tricks, but you should treat yourself to our Kickstarter exclusive rewards like the variant cover paperback, or the hardcover edition of the book. www.kickstarter.com/projects/229...

I sure picked the wrong decade to give up smoking.

Name and shame

Congratulations, Kasi!

Consumed is now live on Kickstarter. Food-themed, mind-bending horror fiction. Back it today!

We’re edging towards the goal. Join us and help bring this incredible horror anthology to life!. 28 twisted talked for you to enjoy in one horrifying book. #horror #booksky www.kickstarter.com/projects/229...

"we cant uninvent ai" no we cant but we couldnt uninvent nfts either and nobody gives a fuck about them anymore

Sea Monkeys?

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)