Chris Hicks

AirBud, but it’s a legal drama where the opposing coach files an injunction to keep AirBud from playing.
The lawyer is also a dog.

Labubu Is Satan

Is this supposed to make me not want one?

Wait until she finds out about the Cheesy Gordita Crunch

Ham Salad al Pastor

I think about this quote a lot.

If Diet Coke is a Fridge Cigarette, then Coke Zero is a Fridge Vape.

Would be just like Myst, solving puzzles to collect pages of the Epstein files.

I found Jesus at the Costco

I’m here with my wife I swear to God.

My first trip to Buc-ee’s. I expected something quaint, like an old timey general store, but entering Buc-ee’s was like wandering onto the trading floor of the New York Stock Exchange at the peak of the coke-fueled 80s.

I could tell you about my D&D character, or I could read the back story I wrote about him.

Back in the early 80s a local radio station would play Thriller every hour on the hour, then would talk over the fucking intro every goddamn time.

I don’t often use #ChatGPT, but when I do my only goal is to make the bot feign excitement for increasingly unhinged ideas

Two hummingbirds walk into a bar for a drink. One looks to the other and says…

As an Ohio resident, this ad has me considering moving to New York just to vote for him.

Put your guesses below #Rebus

Caturday on the Catio

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Episode 3 Season 4, The Bear gets its groove back.

Getting the weekend started with some 🔥

Have Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham reconciled? Fans are hopeful Former Fleetwood Mac band members and ex-lovers Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham made an unexpected move that has got fans celebrating.

Silver Springs is a manifestation spell.

12 seconds in this cardinal breaks the 4th wall.

I will have them all. I am inevitable.

Current read: Cowboys and Witches

Tufted Titmouse exits stage left pursued by a Sparrow.

When I checked Facebook, the family members no longer invited to Thanksgiving were fighting amongst themselves.

Oh look it’s Rum o’clock

Making the murder mittens pretty for more murdering

The reason for the Season.

“Shove it up your ass” is five syllables, which is useful if you’re struggling to close out a haiku.

Or, if it’s the middle line you’re struggling with, “you can shove it up your ass” is seven syllables.

You’re welcome.

Bought this stuff this weekend, sliced and ate four whole cucumbers on Sunday alone. Going to need to buy more of this seasoning… and more cucumbers.