Andy

Ugh I don't know which is worse

You look incredibly pleased with your onions

Well yes, it's the greatest love of all

Oooohhh!!!! What's the job?

This morning is annoying so I'm having a treat

Indeed they are

It's not Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday or Friday!

And that's the problem! Thursday being nearly Friday means it's not Saturday!

I quite like a prawn cocktail

Bloon

Happy balloon 🎈🎉🎂

Nope! I don't share food!

That was days ago! You should bake a cake! And eat it!

You haven't baked a cake for a few days

More cheese?

No 😞

Red fox 😋

Cheese 🤤

Only so he can lick himself

But you do carry sachets of it with you in case of emergencies?

Did you offer it some salad cream?

😮 need!

I'm about to defrost a chicken. You can have the skin off that if you want?

Looking so much better without the paint

Heh tart

I'm excited and disappointed at the same time!

So I'm me again?

I can't say it's something I've ever really thought about

Sometimes I don't know if I'm talking to myself or someone else

Oh! That sounds like a most unusual reaction