Stuart Millard

Literally working on a video about him at this very moment ☹️

One dog-muck and it's all over.

Pebble Mill's wiki page needs a 'Legacy' section

Ricky Gervais:

A goldmine, cheers!

His nob is very close to the saucepan.

ITV’s Cluedo There’s not been a great history of televised board game adaptations. Over the years, American viewers have ‘enjoyed’ short-lived onscreen runs of Monopoly, Boggle, and The Game o…

I'd love to do a video on it, but ITV are tyrants about copyright these days. I did do a written piece a while back though:

franticplanet.wordpress.com/2021/08/17/i...

I'll buy and eat a hat if any of the guests could get a single word in.

"Lovely shin pads, madam!"

You (Frank Butcher) gnoshing on my content in gay Paris

Monthly Patreon thread. As always, first month's free as I won't charge until March. Tiers start at £1, with 915,000+ written words plus hours of audio/video

There's three videos this month, one of which will be Patreon exclusive

Here's a public index of all the posts:

patreon.com/posts/26784352

I think he nicked it off Andre the Giant

YouTube video by Stuart Millard Millard's Christmas Selection Box V

Christmas is over when I say it's over! Clambering over its Patreon paywall and now available for all, it's your fifth annual Selection Box video.

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It'll make a change from being called a filthy woke commie.

That is *very* Stu-looking though, like he saw something* very scary and his hair instantly turned white

(*Jim'll's nob)

Oh that is lovely work

YouTube preview image for a video about Parallel 9.

A month early for Patrons, Saturday Morning Archaeology unpacks the complicated history of one of the genre's weirdest entries, with the space opera shenanigans of Parallel 9.

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Get more from Stuart Millard on Patreon creating words and videos

"Roy Jay, remember him?"

The final chapter of The Housesitter, exclusively on the Fiction Tier.

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Good work

IMDB trivia page for Melania: 'Melania is a loose remake of Mutiny On The Buses (1972)'

YouTube video by Mart Olliver Carry On Sawing - Part One

A pal has been re-editing the Saw franchise, but dubbed entirely with dialogue, music and sound effects from the Carry On films

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFT_...

The last year or so has been a creeping realisation that I am quite, quite autistic and everyone was aware of this but me.

Until the television was invented 100 years ago, people's impressions of Benny from Crossroads went completely unseen.

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell some bristols and maybe a bum!"

In one of the classic era Big Brothers, the housemates serenaded voted off contestants with it as they were evicted

A gen-yoo-wine bonafide cool American chap

Vile TikToker Ronnie Corbett

Unknowingly filmed by a TikToker wearing Smart Glasses as he repeatedly interrupted his own anecdote with jokes about being so small he "baths in an eggcup" and "recently flew to Spain... on the back of a bluebottle"

A bloke that looked like a satchel who didn't know what anything was (apart from BO), a licence to print money.

"Mick, it's still alive!"
"What, you fellas kill the snakes before wrapping their skin round yer pezzer, which is what good old bush blokes like me call the penis? By the way, I reek."

People in the 80s loved to see Crocodile Dundee kneeling down to lift up the toilet lid and post his turds through. "Is this how you use one of these things, mate? A normal bloke like me usually leaves me stinko's where they fall."

Very suspicious, what are they trying to hide?

A NOB YOU COULD TIE A KNOT IN, THAT'S WHAT!