Horseknife Apendectomy

I have job work I wanted to do but I'm too busy being pissed as FUCK to do it :) so I'm mostly just hanging out

I've been far far less productive since then but it was super nice to get at least that done

I've done all my dishes and it isn't even 7am yet!!!!

Waking up fully rested before your alarm on a day you're taking off is sooooo good

Still absolutely seething that I've been given this extremely difficult kid and am getting basically zero support lmao. Like when he has an Incident he goes into the hallway and they have 6 people come up and try to calm him down and then just send him right back in??? Tell me how that makes sense??

He broke two Chromebooks, told several kids he would beat their fucking ass, swore at me and the entire class, kicked a kid in a chair into a desk, slammed doors, kicked desks, flipped kids off. This is all that happened in one single day

My extremely aggressive, violent, and volatile student had three separate Incidents today and after the first two he was returned to my classroom. After the third he was tired and sleeping so they "let him sleep" but were fully intending to return him to class

Taking the day off tomorrow because if I don't I will quit

Omfg drafts?!?!?! DRAFTS!!!!!!!!

No one else on earth has seen the show Lost Girl and you are all missing out. This is like if teen wolf was somehow even more unhinged

You know it's a good show when you have to have the wiki bookmarked in order to make any sense of it

Absolutely nothing turns the brain right tf off than a show where the plot is both extremely convoluted and completely nonsensical!

Nothing is better escapist garbage than a cw show from 2010

I will also tell you all a count of how many middle school boys I see in shorts and a t shirt outside at drop off tomorrow morning

It's going to be FORTY FIVE DEGREES tomorrow. I'm going to drink a beer on the porch after work. I'm going to drive with the windows open. I'm not going to wear a coat

Deeply regret not doing my grading earlier today because at this moment the idea of grading is making me want to launch myself into the sun

Losing my mind. Why is reddit full of people who just refuse to think critically about things

Bonded with a friend of a friend over private practice last night which was great. When she said "the craziest part is how there's literally zero likeable characters" I yelled "EXACTLY. YOU FUCKING GET IT"

So, so badly I want to put a shower stall in that bathroom. So, so, SO badly. And I want it to have colorful tile in the shower and the rest of the room be DRYWALL like NORMAL and paint one of the walls a bonkers color and have it be bright and inviting!!!! And not BEIGE!!!!!

Allowed myself a moment of dreaming about What My Bathroom Could Look Like If I Ripped Out All That Tile and now I can't stop dreaming about it

Logically I know it's a bad idea to take an edible right before my therapy appointment but the thing is that if I don't I won't be able to take one because it'll be too late

I think my mom would like Heated Rivalry but I don't really want to recommend it to her for Numerous Reasons

I've somehow never sung anything from Mozart's requiem ??? Which is crazy

Considering rejoining gay choir just because they're singing mozart Lacrymosa and I want to fucking sing it

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of our hot eat the food

What's up everybody today my day ended with a kid fully and completely pantsing another one. Like everything was all on view. I TEACH FIFTH GRADE

I give up :) I fucking give up :) I'm making it through the year but I'm done caring or trying to teach this class. My job with them is literally just to keep them from killing each other

God I just can't fucking do this job anymore

It's getting really really hard to make myself wake up and go to The Torture Factory for 7 hours every day

Experiencing a kind of extreme anxiety about going to work tomorrow